October 22, 2021 Monster Hunter DLC Makes Gamers Waste 3 Hours Getting License at Department of Fish and Wildlife Monster Hunter DLC Makes Gamers Waste 3 Hours Getting License at Department of Fish and Wildlife SAN FRANCISCO — An update to Monster Hunter Rise has added a new mode that sees the protagonist have to obtain the proper permits from…
August 15, 2021 Magic Spell Heals Same Amount as Eating Tomato Magic Spell Heals Same Amount as Eating Tomato SOLANUM REALM — The magic and agricultural industries of the realm of Solanum are in turmoil following a recent exposé that the popular life rejuvenation…
May 26, 2021 New Historical Evidence Shows People Once Played Video Games for Fun New Historical Evidence Shows People Once Played Video Games for Fun UPPER DARBY, Pa. — Historians and anthropologists from around the globe are clamoring as a Pennsylvania middle school time capsule from the 1980s has revealed…
March 27, 2021 Gamer Begins Wiki Deep Dive to Catch Up on Series Lore for Splatoon 3 Gamer Begins Wiki Deep Dive to Catch Up on Series Lore for Splatoon 3 CHICAGO — In anticipation of the upcoming 2022 release of Splatoon 3, first-time player Bryan Skritcherson has begun the long process of researching series lore.…
January 19, 2021 New York City Council Votes on Placement of Huge Booster Ramp to Decrease Traffic New York City Council Votes on Placement of Huge Booster Ramp to Decrease Traffic NEW YORK — Tempers flared at city hall today as both sides made their opinions known about the potential addition of a giant glowing ramp…
October 6, 2020 Horny Mathematician Proves 8=D Horny Mathematician Proves 8=D CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Duke University mathematics professor Richard Hardens shocked and awed the academic world today by publishing his incredibly horny, but accurate proof, finally…
April 16, 2020 Guy with 3D Printer Keeps Gun Design Under Pillow Just in Case He Needs It Guy with 3D Printer Keeps Gun Design Under Pillow Just in Case He Needs It GREENSBORO, N.C. — Homeowner Kris Mullens, 47, reportedly keeps a 3D printer design for a gun under his pillow in case anyone ever breaks into…
March 19, 2020 Oh No: Someone Already Raided This Dungeon Oh No: Someone Already Raided This Dungeon NEW YORK — A team of dungeon crawlers were horrified after spending hours to conquer a local dungeon, only to find it completely ransacked. “I…
March 13, 2020 Item That Revives Murdered Friend Annoyingly Expensive Item That Revives Murdered Friend Annoyingly Expensive T’ARTHAR DESERT — A team of local heroes found themselves in distress recently, after a level 26 necroscorpion murdered beloved party member Ringkoo, requiring an…
