Joseph Stilwell

Joseph Stilwell

Wizard Community College Delivers Acceptance Letters by SeagullWizard Community College Delivers Acceptance Letters by Seagull

Wizard Community College Delivers Acceptance Letters by Seagull

YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Municipal cuts to magical education have forced Lemonpeel Community College for Witchcraft and Wizardry’s communications team to…

3 years ago
D&D Players Spend 4 Hours Choosing How to Spend Reward for Puzzle They Solved in 10 MinutesD&D Players Spend 4 Hours Choosing How to Spend Reward for Puzzle They Solved in 10 Minutes

D&D Players Spend 4 Hours Choosing How to Spend Reward for Puzzle They Solved in 10 Minutes

AKRON, Ohio — A local Dungeons & Dragons group reportedly spent four hours this weekend choosing how to spend the…

4 years ago
EVE Online Players’ Spouses Already Nervous About Stimulus CheckEVE Online Players’ Spouses Already Nervous About Stimulus Check

EVE Online Players’ Spouses Already Nervous About Stimulus Check

WASHINGTON — Spouses of EVE Online players are growing anxious after learning that the government was sending stimulus checks to…

5 years ago
Angry D&D Player Throws Handful of Dice at DM for 8d6 Bludgeoning DamageAngry D&D Player Throws Handful of Dice at DM for 8d6 Bludgeoning Damage

Angry D&D Player Throws Handful of Dice at DM for 8d6 Bludgeoning Damage

RENTON, Wash. — Local dungeon master Sean Murdoch was rushed to the hospital yesterday evening, after his player and cousin…

5 years ago
Noble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into AdventureNoble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into Adventure

Noble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into Adventure

ST. PAUL, Minn. — First time Dungeons & Dragons player Craig Walcott was shocked when his Half-Elf Paladin, Sur Swenstance…

6 years ago
Deal Alert: Aetna is Offering 15% Off Healthcare for Anyone Trampled on Black FridayDeal Alert: Aetna is Offering 15% Off Healthcare for Anyone Trampled on Black Friday

Deal Alert: Aetna is Offering 15% Off Healthcare for Anyone Trampled on Black Friday

Healthcare fans — we KNOW you’re still out there — this one’s for you! Aetna just announced that for Black…

6 years ago