February 5, 2022 Wizard Community College Delivers Acceptance Letters by Seagull Wizard Community College Delivers Acceptance Letters by Seagull YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Municipal cuts to magical education have forced Lemonpeel Community College for Witchcraft and Wizardry’s communications team to begin sending letters by seagull,…
July 15, 2021 D&D Players Spend 4 Hours Choosing How to Spend Reward for Puzzle They Solved in 10 Minutes D&D Players Spend 4 Hours Choosing How to Spend Reward for Puzzle They Solved in 10 Minutes AKRON, Ohio — A local Dungeons & Dragons group reportedly spent four hours this weekend choosing how to spend the bounty of gold they won…
March 27, 2020 EVE Online Players’ Spouses Already Nervous About Stimulus Check EVE Online Players’ Spouses Already Nervous About Stimulus Check WASHINGTON — Spouses of EVE Online players are growing anxious after learning that the government was sending stimulus checks to Americans during the COVID-19 pandemic.…
March 9, 2020 Angry D&D Player Throws Handful of Dice at DM for 8d6 Bludgeoning Damage Angry D&D Player Throws Handful of Dice at DM for 8d6 Bludgeoning Damage RENTON, Wash. — Local dungeon master Sean Murdoch was rushed to the hospital yesterday evening, after his player and cousin Jonas Vandelay succeeded on a…
December 30, 2019 Noble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into Adventure Noble Paladin With Lovingly Written 8-Page Backstory Dies Twenty Minutes Into Adventure ST. PAUL, Minn. — First time Dungeons & Dragons player Craig Walcott was shocked when his Half-Elf Paladin, Sur Swenstance Silverheart III, Noble Son of…
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