October 25, 2021 Is Your Boyfriend Talking to You or the People in His Headset? Is Your Boyfriend Talking to You or the People in His Headset? Time for another dip into the Hard Drive mailbag! If you have a question for Hard Drive, please send it in a DM to our…
June 16, 2020 NYPD Sends Controller to Crime Lab After Officer Loses in Smash Bros NYPD Sends Controller to Crime Lab After Officer Loses in Smash Bros NEW YORK â The NYPD confirmed today that they have launched an official investigation into the controller purchased at a local GameStop by policeman Steve…
May 5, 2020 Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing Wizards of the Coast Change ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to Just ‘Magic’ to Encourage Social Distancing RENTON, Wash. â As the COVID-19 pandemic sweeps the nation, a spokesman for Wizards of the Coast announced today that the popular trading card game…
March 15, 2020 D&D Player Wears Wire to Game After Friends Insist They Won’t Start a Podcast D&D Player Wears Wire to Game After Friends Insist They Won’t Start a Podcast BROOKLYN â Local Dungeon Master Brian Goldbergâs most recent Dungeons and Dragons session ended in controversy yesterday, after the 26-year-old was caught wearing a wire…
January 2, 2020 How King Henry VIII Became the Worldâs First Gamer by Rerolling Pregnancy Until He Got a Child With Good Stats How King Henry VIII Became the Worldâs First Gamer by Rerolling Pregnancy Until He Got a Child With Good Stats Anyone who has read the Wikipedia page for King Henry VIII knows that he âwas King of England from 1509 until his death in 1547.â…
December 4, 2019 Hard Drive Investigates: Is Darth Maul Red With Black Stripes or Black With Red Stripes? Hard Drive Investigates: Is Darth Maul Red With Black Stripes or Black With Red Stripes? Ever since George Lucasâs sci-fi epic The Phantom Menace premiered in 1999, Star Wars fans have been obsessed with one character: Darth Maul. Speaking only…
November 12, 2019 Jeff Bezos Visited by Jeff Bezos From Dystopian Future With Urgent Message to Keep Doing What He’s Doing Jeff Bezos Visited by Jeff Bezos From Dystopian Future With Urgent Message to Keep Doing What He’s Doing SEATTLE â Billionaire Jeff Bezos reportedly came face to face with a time-travelling Jeff Bezos from a dystopian future this morning at Amazon headquarters, who…
November 2, 2019 Man Knocked Out by Agent 47 Starts New Life After Waking Up Next to Chef Outfit Man Knocked Out by Agent 47 Starts New Life After Waking Up Next to Chef Outfit MIAMI â 35-year-old Francisco Guerreros has been living a new life as a chef after a chance encounter with a killer-for-hire left the former security…
October 8, 2019 Man Loses All His Friends After Removing Hat With +3 Charisma Man Loses All His Friends After Removing Hat With +3 Charisma NEW YORK â Local man Nolan Brubakerâs social life is in tatters after the 30-year-old removed his Hat of +3 Charisma earlier this week, causing…
