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Man Willing to Free Aliens From Base Before Children From CagesMan Willing to Free Aliens From Base Before Children From Cages

Man Willing to Free Aliens From Base Before Children From Cages

CALIENTE, Nev. — Subreddit moderator for r/RealAliens Devin Byam told sources Friday that, while he would absolutely be willing to…

6 years ago
New Board Game Uses All Your Other Unopened Board Games as Resource TokensNew Board Game Uses All Your Other Unopened Board Games as Resource Tokens

New Board Game Uses All Your Other Unopened Board Games as Resource Tokens

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Fantasy Flight Games released a highly anticipated new board game this week, titled Storage Worlds, which features…

6 years ago
Will I Understand John Wick 3 If I Haven’t Grasped Object Permanence?Will I Understand John Wick 3 If I Haven’t Grasped Object Permanence?

Will I Understand John Wick 3 If I Haven’t Grasped Object Permanence?

I know what you’re thinking and, yes, I am a baby. Let’s get past that. It’s fair to wonder whether…

6 years ago
Game of Thrones Finale to Kill Off Millions of HBO SubscriptionsGame of Thrones Finale to Kill Off Millions of HBO Subscriptions

Game of Thrones Finale to Kill Off Millions of HBO Subscriptions

NEW YORK — In response to viewer complaints HBO had become too reluctant to dispatch high-profile characters on Game of…

6 years ago
New Tax on Violent Video Games Encourages Kids to Get Outside, Kill Real People for OnceNew Tax on Violent Video Games Encourages Kids to Get Outside, Kill Real People for Once

New Tax on Violent Video Games Encourages Kids to Get Outside, Kill Real People for Once

PHILADELPHIA — The Pennsylvania State Legislature introduced a bill this week proposing an additional tax on violent video games, in…

6 years ago
Every Red Dead Redemption 2 Tombstone to Feature Names of Real Developers Who Died During ProductionEvery Red Dead Redemption 2 Tombstone to Feature Names of Real Developers Who Died During Production

Every Red Dead Redemption 2 Tombstone to Feature Names of Real Developers Who Died During Production

NEW YORK — Emaciated Rockstar Games’ programmer, Cassie Collier, revealed to Kotaku writer Jason Schreier that every tombstone in the…

7 years ago
Inventor of USB Unintentionally Buried Upside DownInventor of USB Unintentionally Buried Upside Down

Inventor of USB Unintentionally Buried Upside Down

ASHLAND, Ore. — A throng of mourners were reportedly horrified yesterday when it was revealed that Ajay Bhatt, inventor of…

7 years ago
New Steam Guidelines Allow Everything Except Half-Life 3New Steam Guidelines Allow Everything Except Half-Life 3

New Steam Guidelines Allow Everything Except Half-Life 3

BELLEVUE, Wash. — In response to a number of controversial games being sold on their store, Valve has updated its…

7 years ago
Study Finds 100% Correlation Between Winning Board Games and Irresistible Sex AppealStudy Finds 100% Correlation Between Winning Board Games and Irresistible Sex Appeal

Study Finds 100% Correlation Between Winning Board Games and Irresistible Sex Appeal

DENVER — Scientists have announced the discovery of a clear, 100% correlation between the stunning board game skill of sophomore…

7 years ago