June 22, 2020 Grimes and Elon Musk Reveal They Named Child to Give Him Infinite Money Cheat Grimes and Elon Musk Reveal They Named Child to Give Him Infinite Money Cheat HILLSBOROUGH, Calif. — Pop singer Grimes and Elon Musk recently announced that their son X Æ A-XII’s unusual name was chosen because it’s actually a…
June 16, 2020 Blizzard Announces Mobile BlizzCon Because Everyone Has a Cellphone Blizzard Announces Mobile BlizzCon Because Everyone Has a Cellphone IRVINE, Calif. — The latest convention to close its doors due to ongoing COVID-19 concerns, Blizzard has announced that the annual BlizzCon will be streamed…
April 3, 2020 Animal Crossing Player Buries Government Check in Hole Animal Crossing Player Buries Government Check in Hole PARMA, Ohio — Local Animal Crossing: New Horizons player, Theresa Marks, reportedly plans to bury her government check for $1,200 as soon as she gets…
April 1, 2020 Blathers Gladly Accepts Giant Rabbit Skeleton ‘Fossil’ for Museum Blathers Gladly Accepts Giant Rabbit Skeleton ‘Fossil’ for Museum YOUBERG ISLAND — Local museum curator Blathers recently acquired a new set of bones for the island, the skeleton of a large rabbit, and reportedly…
January 27, 2020 Kojima and Konami Reunite for Exclusive ‘Death Stranding’ Pachinko Machine Kojima and Konami Reunite for Exclusive ‘Death Stranding’ Pachinko Machine TOKYO — Konami has announced a surprise partnership with renowned video game designer Hideo Kojima, confirming this morning that the video game company would be…
February 21, 2019 Opinion: My Squad Won in Apex Legends. Here’s Why I Refuse to Go to the White House Opinion: My Squad Won in Apex Legends. Here’s Why I Refuse to Go to the White House After days of practice and preparation, my teammates finally reached the mountaintop and got our first squad win. However, because I disagree with the politics…
December 23, 2018 Fallout Advent Calendar Doors Won’t Open Fallout Advent Calendar Doors Won’t Open ROCKLAND, Md. — Bethesda’s official Fallout 76-themed advent calendar has come under fire from consumers, who have said the vault themed compartments are all impossible…
October 24, 2018 Newgrounds Classic Console Filled With 40 Stick-Figure Fighting Games Newgrounds Classic Console Filled With 40 Stick-Figure Fighting Games GLENSIDE, Penn. — Gaming site Newgrounds has announced the Newgrounds Classic Mini, a console that features a collection of 40 of the website’s signature Flash-based…
