John Dixon

John Dixon

Nintendo Quietly Shelves ‘Pokémon Blood Diamond’Nintendo Quietly Shelves ‘Pokémon Blood Diamond’

Nintendo Quietly Shelves ‘Pokémon Blood Diamond’

REDMOND, Wash. — Following lengthy internal discussions and massive volumes of fan feedback, Nintendo and Game Freak came to the…

4 years ago
D&D Player Fails Stealth Check for Fart at TableD&D Player Fails Stealth Check for Fart at Table

D&D Player Fails Stealth Check for Fart at Table

WEATHERFORD, Okla. — A local tabletop roleplaying group is in disarray after player Joel Robinson failed the stealth check necessary…

4 years ago
Mobile Gamer Discovers 16-Digit Cheat CodeMobile Gamer Discovers 16-Digit Cheat Code

Mobile Gamer Discovers 16-Digit Cheat Code

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local mobile gamer Jeremy Jackson has drastically improved his performance in gacha game Legend of the Bravest…

4 years ago
Anime Hero Assures Dentist He’ll Stop Carrying Sword in MouthAnime Hero Assures Dentist He’ll Stop Carrying Sword in Mouth

Anime Hero Assures Dentist He’ll Stop Carrying Sword in Mouth

THE GRAND LINE — Legendary swordsman and anime hero Roronoa Zoro is on the search for a new fighting style…

5 years ago
PlayStation Owner Wondering When Sony Is Going to Send Him All Those TrophiesPlayStation Owner Wondering When Sony Is Going to Send Him All Those Trophies

PlayStation Owner Wondering When Sony Is Going to Send Him All Those Trophies

CARRBORO, N.C. — A local gamer is on the warpath against Sony as, after six years, he has yet to…

5 years ago
Podcaster Undergoes Risky Surgery to be Able to Naturally Speak at 1.5x SpeedPodcaster Undergoes Risky Surgery to be Able to Naturally Speak at 1.5x Speed

Podcaster Undergoes Risky Surgery to be Able to Naturally Speak at 1.5x Speed

SANDY, Utah — Local podcast host James Brandt recently underwent a risky surgery to speed up his voice to 1.5x…

5 years ago
Loser Spends Three Years Earning Master’s Degree When He Could’ve Been Writing a Sick D&D CampaignLoser Spends Three Years Earning Master’s Degree When He Could’ve Been Writing a Sick D&D Campaign

Loser Spends Three Years Earning Master’s Degree When He Could’ve Been Writing Sick D&D Campaign

RALEIGH, N.C. — A local graduate’s Masters of Fine Arts degree was tainted by the realization the past three years…

5 years ago
Man Sets Unrealistic Fitness Goal of Looking Good in Switch Screen ReflectionMan Sets Unrealistic Fitness Goal of Looking Good in Switch Screen Reflection

Man Sets Unrealistic Fitness Goal of Looking Good in Switch Screen Reflection

CAYCE, S.C. — Local gamer James Larson recently announced his wildly unrealistic fitness goal of looking good in the reflection…

5 years ago
Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing GameQuarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game

Quarantined Gamer Dangerously Close to Finishing Game

RESTON, Va. — With America approaching a third month of quarantine due to COVID-19, gamer James Batson is reportedly battling…

5 years ago