John Danek

John Danek

Ocarina Teacher Sighs Deeply as She’s Asked to Teach ‘Saria’s Song’ Yet AgainOcarina Teacher Sighs Deeply as She’s Asked to Teach ‘Saria’s Song’ Yet Again

Ocarina Teacher Sighs Deeply as She’s Asked to Teach ‘Saria’s Song’ Yet Again

LOS ANGELES — Music teacher and ocarina virtuoso Marissa Harte let out a troubling and defeated sigh upon being asked…

6 years ago
1st Edition ‘Cards Against Humanity’ Bukkake Card Sells For Record Price at Auction1st Edition ‘Cards Against Humanity’ Bukkake Card Sells For Record Price at Auction

1st Edition ‘Cards Against Humanity’ Bukkake Card Sells For Record Price at Auction

NEW YORK — A first-edition "Pixelated Bukkake" card from the game Cards Against Humanity sold for a record $6.9 million…

6 years ago
Hardass Professor Won’t Allow Students to Cite BulbapediaHardass Professor Won’t Allow Students to Cite Bulbapedia

Hardass Professor Won’t Allow Students to Cite Bulbapedia

PALLET TOWN, Kanto — World famous Pokémon researcher Professor Samuel Oak has enraged students by not letting them use Bulbapedia…

6 years ago
Study Finds That 98.7% of All Successful Parries Performed AccidentallyStudy Finds That 98.7% of All Successful Parries Performed Accidentally

Study Finds That 98.7% of All Successful Parries Performed Accidentally

NEW HAVEN, Conn. — A Yale University study confirmed what gamers have known to be true for years: nearly every…

7 years ago