Joe Tilleli

Dad Playing ‘Secret Hitler’ Cannot Comprehend That the Liberals Are the Good Guys

MINEOLA, N.Y. — Tom Castellano was reportedly unable to comprehend that the liberal team were being presented as the good…

5 years ago

Next Democratic Debate to Feature Hot Questions and Even Hotter Wings

PHOENIX — The Democratic National Committee released new qualification criteria for the upcoming debate on March 15th, requiring that participants…

5 years ago

I Cannot Endorse Bernie Sanders’ Proposed Wealth Tax Because He is Clearly Count Olaf in Disguise

One might think Bernie Sanders is an ideal presidential candidate, but this could not be further from the truth as…

5 years ago

Completionist Student Finishes 100% Run of College After 50 Years

NEWARK, Del. — Tom Connor graduated today from the University of Delaware with his 140th and final bachelor degree, having…

5 years ago

Tourists in Iceland Disappointed Skybox of Northern Lights Never Loaded

REYKJAVÍK, Iceland — Two Americans vacationing in Iceland faced a devastating letdown upon discovering the Northern Lights skybox failed to…

5 years ago

Players Argue There is No Rule in the Dungeon Master’s Guide That Says Dog Can’t Play D&D

FERNFIELD, Wash. — Four Dungeons & Dragons players put their DM in a tough spot this past weekend when they…

5 years ago