Joe Tilleli

Day Two Recap: God Creates Clouds and Ocean

LOS ANGELES — Sunday morning kicked off Day Two of E3 with conferences from Microsoft, Square Enix, and Our Lord…

3 years ago

GameStop to Start Accepting Trade-In Items That Drop From Guys You Kill

GRAPEVINE, Texas — GameStop announced today that it is expanding its trade-in program from used video games to weapons, armor,…

3 years ago

This $400 ‘Try Not to Cum’ Masterclass Dropped Its Price to $30 Today

Trying Not to Cum is increasing in popularity, but folks coming into the hobby sometimes struggle with getting started. This…

4 years ago

Jeff Bezos Sees Nothing Wrong With Funding Two Shows About How Lex Luthor’s Arch Nemesis Is Actually the Bad Guy

SEATTLE —  Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos reportedly said today that there’s “nothing weird” about the fact that two popular television…

4 years ago

Nation Hooked on New In-Browser Clicker Game

WASHINGTON — Americans are all flocking to a new clicker game hosted on the CVS website entitled Schedule Your COVID…

4 years ago

Highly Anticipated Game Comes Down With Sudden Case of ‘Crafting System’

OSAKA, Japan — Capcom’s announcement that the highly anticipated Resident Evil Village will include a robust crafting system has fans…

4 years ago

Child Who Received Mostly Rare Candies for Halloween Now 36 Years Old

FAIRFIELD, Conn. — Kenny Coleman, local pokemon fan and former adolescent, has reportedly received a number of rare candies in…

4 years ago

New IT Guy Replaces All Network Passwords With Fun Little Puzzles for You to Solve

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Medical corporate giant BioloGen is paving the way for network security by doing away with boring…

4 years ago

Nintendo Announces You Can Borrow Their Old Games But They’re Gonna Need Them Back

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced a collection of 3D Mario games from past generations coming to Nintendo Switch today, available…

4 years ago