Joe Tilleli

Gamer Just Stares at GPS App Entire Time He’s Driving

HAWTHORNE, N.J. — A gamer driving his family across the country has recently been revealed to have spent the entire…

2 years ago

Hulu Pretty Certain You Wanted to Start Show You’re Rewatching From the End Credits

NEW YORK — Hulu subscribers are expressing excitement over how much they love the streaming service’s new feature which allows…

2 years ago

Waluigi Reluctantly Accepts Invitation to Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl as Nigel Thornberry Clone

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Nintendo fan-favorite character Waluigi has accepted an invitation to Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl as a clone of Nigel…

3 years ago

Unskippable Dialogue Makes Speedrunner Late for Work

HENDERSON, Nev. — Local video game speedrunner Charli Hopper was reportedly held up in a Get To Work Any% run…

3 years ago

Activision Blizzard Accountant Prefers Inverted Y-Axis

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Following recent allegations against the embattled publishing giant, an accountant on staff at the video game…

3 years ago

‘Loki’ Finale Confirms Fan Theory That You’ll Need to Subscribe to Disney+ to Understand Phase 4 of MCU

The Loki TV show’s finale released Wednesday on Disney+ confirms a longtime fan theory that had been speculated for sometime:…

3 years ago

Drunk Rayman Tells Bartender That He Used to Be Friends with the Rabbids

PICTURE CITY — A heavily intoxicated Rayman was arrested outside a bar after aggressively disrupting restaurant patrons with stories of…

3 years ago

Logan Paul Announces New Branded Green Screen

LOS ANGELES — YouTuber and internet personality Logan Paul has announced that he is selling a new branded green screen…

3 years ago

Earth Successfully Uninstalls McAfee

MADRID —The perpetually sunburned founder of McAfee Antivirus Software, John McAfee, was found uninstalled from planet Earth in a Spanish…

3 years ago