January 14, 2019 Friend Who Played 10 Minutes of Indie Game Highly Recommends It Friend Who Played 10 Minutes of Indie Game Highly Recommends It FAIR LAWN, N.J. — Local gamer Daniel Ortega told his friend Lisa Chang to “check out” the popular indie game Hollow Knight despite only playing…
January 4, 2019 Kevin Spacey Reprises Role From Se7en to Confirm Assault Allegations Kevin Spacey Reprises Role From Se7en to Confirm Assault Allegations LOS ANGELES — Kevin Spacey released a video today on his YouTube channel titled “Let Me Be John” in which he reprises his character of John…
November 28, 2018 Man Replaces Ancient, Legendary Sword In Inventory With Ancienter, Legendarier Sword Man Replaces Ancient, Legendary Sword In Inventory With Ancienter, Legendarier Sword SUNWELL PLATEAU, Quel’Danas — Eyewitnesses in the popular online multiplayer game “World of Warcraft” reported that local Human Paladin, Atherillon, managed to replace his current…
November 9, 2018 D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting an abysmal 5 total Charisma…
August 11, 2018 Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Ryan Aguirre discovered that, against all odds, the goddamn waterfall his character spotted from across the map in a video…
