Jimmy Beliakoff

Friend Who Played 10 Minutes of Indie Game Highly Recommends It

FAIR LAWN, N.J. — Local gamer Daniel Ortega told his friend Lisa Chang to “check out” the popular indie game…

6 years ago

Kevin Spacey Reprises Role From Se7en to Confirm Assault Allegations

LOS ANGELES — Kevin Spacey released a video today on his YouTube channel titled "Let Me Be John" in which he…

6 years ago

Man Replaces Ancient, Legendary Sword In Inventory With Ancienter, Legendarier Sword

SUNWELL PLATEAU, Quel'Danas — Eyewitnesses in the popular online multiplayer game “World of Warcraft” reported that local Human Paladin, Atherillon,…

6 years ago

D&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception

WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting…

6 years ago

Shitty Waterfall In Dumbass Game Doesn’t Even Have Stupid Cave Behind It

MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Ryan Aguirre discovered that, against all odds, the goddamn waterfall his character spotted from across…

6 years ago