Jimmy Beliakoff

Heartbreaking: Man Too Good at Fighting Game to Enjoy Playing Against Friends But Not Good Enough to Play Competitively

SANTA ANA, Calif. — Aaron Collins was seen leaving a local Street Fighter tournament with a dejected look on his…

5 years ago

‘Magic: The Gathering’ Anime to Be 12 Episodes of Nobody Having Enough Lands to Do Anything

LOS ANGELES — Following the announcement of a new Magic: The Gathering animated series to release on Netflix, directors Joe…

6 years ago

New Nintendo Phone Only Calls People You Don’t Know

KYOTO, Japan — During a Nintendo Direct press conference this morning, the company announced the new Nintendo Phone, a smartphone…

6 years ago

Borderlands 3 Cover Art Revealed to Be Randy Pitchford Shooting Himself in the Foot

FRISCO, Texas — Gearbox announced today that the official box art for Borderlands 3, the newest installment in the franchise…

6 years ago

Middle School Student Arrested After Attempted Kamehameha Actually Works

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. — According to eyewitness accounts at McCallister Middle School yesterday afternoon, middle school student Tommy Parker was arrested…

6 years ago

Revolutionary Indie Dev Designs Platformer Where You Go Left

ALBERTA — Studio Hugh? released their first game today, a groundbreaking platformer where, instead of going to the right, you…

6 years ago

Cohen Reveals Trump Gave Order to Cut Melee From EVO

WASHINGTON — While testifying in front of the House Oversight Committee, President Trump's former attorney Michael Cohen revealed that it…

6 years ago

Smash Bros Character Blames Low-Tier Player For Loss

BATTLEFIELD — After a heartbreaking loss, an orange Inkling girl reportedly spiked her Splattershot to the ground and stormed offstage…

6 years ago

YouTuber Starts Every Video With Apology For Hiatus

DALLAS —  YouTuber David Patterson, known online as “SuperVGMan64,” recently uploaded a fifth consecutive video on his channel that opens…

6 years ago