July 27, 2021 Cannes Source Reveals Critics Only Give Standing Ovations So Often Because the Seats Make Their Butts Hurt Cannes Source Reveals Critics Only Give Standing Ovations So Often Because the Seats Make Their Butts Hurt CANNES, France — A source from within the inner circle at the Festival de Cannes has revealed that the reviewers give so many standing ovations…
July 23, 2021 Time Traveler Confirms George Orwell Was Talking About Facebook Meme Group Moderators Time Traveler Confirms George Orwell Was Talking About Facebook Meme Group Moderators LONDON — A local time traveler has transported himself back to 1949 to confirm with author George Orwell that his novel Nineteen Eighty-Four was written…
July 23, 2021 Guy Decides Right Before Watching Movie If He’ll Like It or Not Guy Decides Right Before Watching Movie If He’ll Like It or Not TULSA, Okla. — Local moviegoer Nick Hancock decided, as he sat in his seat to watch the new Nicolas Cage film Pig, that he would…
July 18, 2021 The Top 5 Funniest Netflix Screenshots of All Time The Top 5 Funniest Netflix Screenshots of All Time There are some insanely funny television shows and movies on Netflix that simply cannot be explained with just words. That’s why we’ve collected the top…
July 17, 2021 Kid Whose Uncle Works at Nintendo Doesn’t Have Any Secrets But Will Have Job at Nintendo Kid Whose Uncle Works at Nintendo Doesn’t Have Any Secrets But Will Have Job at Nintendo REDWOOD, Wash. — Local gamer Artur Underwood reportedly has an uncle who works at Nintendo who probably can’t give him any secrets about upcoming video…
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July 13, 2021 Dan Schneider and Smash Bros Community Team Up for Most Horrifying Scheme Ever Dan Schneider and Smash Bros Community Team Up for Most Horrifying Scheme Ever LOS ANGELES — Accused pedophile and Nickelodeon producer Dan Schneider has teamed up with accused pedophiles in the Smash Bros. community to release a new…
July 13, 2021 Fabled Social Justice Warrior Wanders Coastal Bubble in Search of Opponent Woke Enough to Cancel Him Fabled Social Justice Warrior Wanders Coastal Bubble in Search of Opponent Woke Enough to Cancel Him LOS ANGELES — Champion of all things woke, fabled social justice warrior Ser Jonas Talbot is reportedly wandering the coastal bubble of the United States…
July 9, 2021 How, I Dunno, the Fuckin Numa Numa Guy Led to the Formation of the Alt-Right How, I Dunno, the Fuckin Numa Numa Guy Led to the Formation of the Alt-Right As the world plunges into the depths of irreversible climate change, protests against police violence break out across our country, politicians collect paychecks instead of…
