September 28, 2017 Disrespectful Immigrant Protester Tears Down Flag Disrespectful Immigrant Protester Tears Down Flag MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Mario Mario, an illegal immigrant to Mushroom Kingdom from Italy, tore down a Bowser flag today after stomping on a group of…
September 17, 2017 QUIZ: Are You Smart Enough to Enjoy the Subtle Intricacies in Rick and Morty, Like Me? QUIZ: Are You Smart Enough to Enjoy the Subtle Intricacies in Rick and Morty, Like Me? Rick and Morty is one of the most popular shows on television right now, which is surprising because I am one of the only people…
September 14, 2017 South Park TV Show Skewers South Park Video Game for Being Liberal Pussies South Park TV Show Skewers South Park Video Game for Being Liberal Pussies LOS ANGELES — The upcoming South Park role playing game called South Park: The Fractured but Whole, which introduces a difficulty mode that criticizes racial…
August 17, 2017 Video Game Player with Infinite Possibilities Creates Character That Looks Like Self Video Game Player with Infinite Possibilities Creates Character That Looks Like Self TUCSON, Ariz. — Avid gamer Mark Spears utilized a video game character creation tool with millions of possibilities, including hundreds of different fantasy species, to…
August 14, 2017 Hard Drive is Looking for Talented Video Game Journalists Hard Drive is Looking for Talented Video Game Journalists Good news, gamers! Hard Drive is looking for talented writers to join our elite staff of video game diehards, pop culture junkies, and comic book…
August 13, 2017 Read George RR Martin’s Beautiful 800-Page Apology for the Sixth ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ Book Delay Read George RR Martin’s Beautiful 800-Page Apology for the Sixth ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ Book Delay Get excited for some brand new A Song of Ice and Fire content! George RR Martin might not have released any new chapters from The…
August 10, 2017 World Trembles as North Korea Hits 25 Kill Streak World Trembles as North Korea Hits 25 Kill Streak PYONGYANG, N.K. — Kim Jong-Un alarmed world leaders today after getting a 25 person kill streak, signifying his ability to launch a tactical nuke. Experts…
August 8, 2017 World Champion Hearthstone Player Defeated by IBM’s Super-Powered Random Number Generator World Champion Hearthstone Player Defeated by IBM’s Super-Powered Random Number Generator LAS VEGAS — Reigning Hearthstone champion Pavel Beltukov lost a face off against IBM’s super-powered hearthstone-playing random number generator today, in what is being called…
August 6, 2017 Bran Stark Looks Into Future, Spoils Game of Thrones For Himself Bran Stark Looks Into Future, Spoils Game of Thrones For Himself WINTERFELL — Noted greenseer Brandon Stark leaked the future of his family’s story to himself much to his own dismay on Saturday night. Bran Stark,…
