March 9, 2020 Nintendo Sends DMCA Takedown to Man’s Arm for Triforce Tattoo Nintendo Sends DMCA Takedown to Man’s Arm for Triforce Tattoo ATLANTA — Video game company Nintendo has sent a cease and desist to local fan Denis Fernandez for his Legend of Zelda triforce tattoo, prompting…
March 8, 2020 Boyfriend Down to Two Stocks After Being Knocked Off Bed Boyfriend Down to Two Stocks After Being Knocked Off Bed ALBANY, N.Y. — Local boyfriend Dennis McElris is reportedly down to just two stocks after being knocked off the bed by his sleeping girlfriend Jennifer…
March 7, 2020 Guy With Idea for Video Game Goes on Shark Tank to Ask Mark Cuban If He Knows How to Code Guy With Idea for Video Game Goes on Shark Tank to Ask Mark Cuban If He Knows How to Code LOS ANGELES — Video game idea-developer Steve Harmon appeared on the newest episode of Shark Tank, not to ask for funding for a business, but…
March 6, 2020 Guy Stuck in Jumanji for 30 Years Just Wants to Consult Rulebook to See If That Was Supposed to Happen Guy Stuck in Jumanji for 30 Years Just Wants to Consult Rulebook to See If That Was Supposed to Happen JUMANJI — Board game enthusiast Jesse Harrington just wants to know if it says somewhere in the rules if he’s supposed to have been trapped…
March 5, 2020 ‘The Last of Us’ Video Game Currently in the Works Based on Hit Series of Cutscenes ‘The Last of Us’ Video Game Currently in the Works Based on Hit Series of Cutscenes SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Naughty Dog, creators of The Last of Us, announced today they are working on a video game adaption of the popular…
February 25, 2020 ‘How it Should Have Ended’ Sparks Controversy With Video ‘How the Iraq War Should Have Ended’ ‘How it Should Have Ended’ Sparks Controversy With Video ‘How the Iraq War Should Have Ended’ LOS ANGELES — Fans of hit YouTube animated series How It Should Have Ended have erupted in anger after the controversial release of their newest…
February 24, 2020 DNC Backfire: Millions Plan to Write-In ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ for President After ‘Vote Blue No Matter Who’ Campaign DNC Backfire: Millions Plan to Write-In ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ for President After ‘Vote Blue No Matter Who’ Campaign WASHINGTON — Democratic National Committee officials are reportedly scrambling to fix their Vote Blue Matter Who campaign now that it has inspired millions around the…
February 20, 2020 Review: Critics Are Too Hard on ‘Sonic,’ Which Is Fun for the Whole Family, Just Like Olive Garden Review: Critics Are Too Hard on ‘Sonic,’ Which Is Fun for the Whole Family, Just Like Olive Garden While Sonic himself may say gotta go fast, we as reviewers gotta be asked: why so harsh on our blue furry friend? Today I saw…
February 12, 2020 CNN Political Analysts Explain First Is the Worst, Second Is the Best, Third Is the One With the Hairy Chest CNN Political Analysts Explain First Is the Worst, Second Is the Best, Third Is the One With the Hairy Chest NEW YORK — Political analysts sitting around the CNN roundtable explained to viewers today after the decisive New Hampshire primary that first is the worst,…
