January 15, 2021 Guy Who Takes 4,000 Photos of His Cat a Year Doesn’t Understand Appeal of Pokémon Snap Guy Who Takes 4,000 Photos of His Cat a Year Doesn’t Understand Appeal of Pokémon Snap NEW YORK — Local gamer Jared Kalashnik reportedly told friends today that he just cannot understand the appeal of Pokémon Snap, despite taking over 4,000…
January 6, 2021 MAGA Protesters Set Police to Easy Mode MAGA Protesters Set Police to Easy Mode WASHINGTON — Protesters have stormed the Capitol Building in Washington D.C. after setting the local police to “easy mode.” “We saw how the police handled…
January 5, 2021 When Asked What Han Solo’s Favorite Color Is, Harrison Ford Says “I Wish George Lucas Would Die” When Asked What Han Solo’s Favorite Color Is, Harrison Ford Says “I Wish George Lucas Would Die” Whoa!! We have huge news for Star Wars fans because Han Solo actor Harrison Ford did a TELL-ALL interview with Hard Drive and revealed some…
January 2, 2021 Snickering CD Projekt Red Executive Announces Cyberpunk Switch Port Snickering CD Projekt Red Executive Announces Cyberpunk Switch Port WARSAW — Executives at CD Projekt Red couldn’t contain their giggling while announcing an upcoming Cyberpunk 2077 port coming to the Nintendo Switch this year…
December 19, 2020 Long-Lost Father Coming to Fortnite Long-Lost Father Coming to Fortnite CARY, N.C. — Epic Games has announced that the new DLC character coming to their hit battle royale video game Fortnite is Kevin Schumacher, the…
December 19, 2020 It’s Time to Admit That All TV Remotes Should Be Controllers It’s Time to Admit That All TV Remotes Should Be Controllers As our technology gets better and better, people become attached to the familiar. Old interfaces become the preferred, retro designs come back into play, and…
December 15, 2020 Elon Musk Announces He’s Raising His Son Without Pronouns or Friends Elon Musk Announces He’s Raising His Son Without Pronouns or Friends SAN FRANCISCO — Tesla, Inc. CEO Elon Musk announced today that he will be raising his son X Æ A-Xii without pronouns or friends in…
December 14, 2020 CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just a Glitch CD Projekt Red Clarifies That Any Racist Content Found in Cyberpunk Is Probably Just a Glitch WARSAW — CD Projekt Red has confirmed that anything racist that players may find in their game Cyberpunk 2077 is probably just one of its…
December 12, 2020 Why My Shitty Dead-End Office Job Means No Video Game Developer Should Complain Ever Why My Shitty Dead-End Office Job Means No Video Game Developer Should Complain Ever As video games become an even larger part of our culture, the conversation over overtime work, employee crunch, and unions are getting more and more…
