June 16, 2021 Nerf CEO Pleads With Gamers to Stop Associating His Company With Weakness Nerf CEO Pleads With Gamers to Stop Associating His Company With Weakness PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Hasbro CEO Brian Goldner released a video today pleading with gamers to stop using the word “nerf” to refer to when weapons…
June 14, 2021 New Patch Fixes Glitch That Made Pen Mightier Than Sword New Patch Fixes Glitch That Made Pen Mightier Than Sword EARTH — Developers of the planet Earth have released a new patch that fixes a thousands-year-old glitch which accidentally made pens mightier than swords. “Oooh…
June 2, 2021 Who Reviews the Reviewers? Why We’re Adding Polls to the Bottom of Our Reviews to Let Our Writers Know If They’re Right or Wrong Who Reviews the Reviewers? Why We’re Adding Polls to the Bottom of Our Reviews to Let Our Writers Know If They’re Right or Wrong Video game reviews are the backbone of the gaming industry, but why is it that only the so-called journalists hold all the power in deciding…
May 31, 2021 Review: Bo Burnham’s New Special Has a Joke About Gamers, Which Means We Can Write About It Review: Bo Burnham’s New Special Has a Joke About Gamers, Which Means We Can Write About It Bo Burnham’s quarantine comedy special Inside released on Netflix today and is a monumental look into a creative person’s deteriorating mental health while isolated during…
May 21, 2021 Stitcher Rebrands as Dating App for Parasocial Relationships Stitcher Rebrands as Dating App for Parasocial Relationships NEW YORK — Popular podcast app Stitcher announced today that they are rebranding as a dating app, specifically for parasocial relationships. “Simply put, creators are…
May 18, 2021 Sony Releases PS5 That’s Just the Disc Drive Sony Releases PS5 That’s Just the Disc Drive TOKYO — Sony announced this morning that they have developed a PlayStation 5 that’s just the disc drive. “We did the PS5 that had a…
May 16, 2021 Dystopian Predictions of the Future Could Not Have Predicted Today’s Reality: $70 Video Games Dystopian Predictions of the Future Could Not Have Predicted Today’s Reality: $70 Video Games WASHINGTON — Analysts warned today that we have reached a new apocalyptic crisis which even the worst models could not have predicted: video games that…
May 15, 2021 IGN Switzerland Announces They Are Staying Neutral in Battle Between IGN America and IGN Israel IGN Switzerland Announces They Are Staying Neutral in Battle Between IGN America and IGN Israel ZÜRICH — After the American IGN published an article Saturday morning with ways to help Palestinians in the wake of an Israeli invasion and IGN…
May 15, 2021 Lawyers Struggling to Defeat YouTuber Who Wrote “No Copyright Intended” in Video Description Lawyers Struggling to Defeat YouTuber Who Wrote “No Copyright Intended” in Video Description TUCSON, Ariz. — Local YouTuber Martin Byrne has lawyers befuddled after uploading a video entitled ‘Epic Dragon Ball Z Goku Fights Vegeta [HD 1080p] [Awesome]’…
