Jeremy Kaplowitz

Netflix Now Autoplays Trailer If You Even Think About Opening Website Up

LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix CEO Reed Hastings announced today that the popular entertainment website will be implementing a new…

6 years ago

Pewdiepie Apologizes for Accidentally Promoting Alt Right Figure Pewdiepie

BRIGHTON, U.K. — Popular YouTuber Felix Kjellberg, better known as Pewdiepie, apologized to his fans today for accidentally promoting a…

6 years ago

Honoring an Irish Icon: Fox McCloud

Today, for St Patrick’s Day, we want to honor the video games world’s most Irish character of all: Fox McCloud.…

6 years ago

Facebook Tells Shooter He Could Reach More People If He Boosts Post For $50

SAN FRANCISCO — The Facebook algorithm informed a terrorist yesterday that his video of a horrific mass shooting that murdered…

6 years ago

7 Captain Marvel Easter Eggs You Missed Because You’re Dumb Stupid Idiot. You Moron. You Disgust Me

1 - Stan Lee was rehearsing his lines from the movie Mallrats Are you fucking kidding me with this?! You…

6 years ago

Nintendo Immediately Cancels Pokémon: Let’s Go, Jynx! Amid Widespread Controversy

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo has cancelled their new title Pokemon Let’s Go, Jynx! mere moments after announcing the game during…

6 years ago

Republicans Try to Appeal to Younger Voters by Releasing State of the Union on YouTube

WASHINGTON — Republican strategists have announced they will upload the entirety of Donald Trump’s State of the Union address onto…

6 years ago

UCB Opens “Improv for Dungeon Masters” Class

NEW YORK — Improv comedy theatre the Upright Citizens Brigade announced today that they will be offering a new set…

6 years ago

Opinion: It’s Time for Game Developers to Unionize OR Make Game About a Guy With a Giant Fucking Gun

Considering the grueling working conditions for video game developers, the long hours they put in for little to no overtime…

6 years ago