Jeremy Kaplowitz

Nintendo Sends DMCA Takedown to Man’s Arm for Triforce Tattoo

ATLANTA — Video game company Nintendo has sent a cease and desist to local fan Denis Fernandez for his Legend…

5 years ago

Boyfriend Down to Two Stocks After Being Knocked Off Bed

ALBANY, N.Y. — Local boyfriend Dennis McElris is reportedly down to just two stocks after being knocked off the bed…

5 years ago

Guy With Idea for Video Game Goes on Shark Tank to Ask Mark Cuban If He Knows How to Code

LOS ANGELES — Video game idea-developer Steve Harmon appeared on the newest episode of Shark Tank, not to ask for…

5 years ago

Guy Stuck in Jumanji for 30 Years Just Wants to Consult Rulebook to See If That Was Supposed to Happen

JUMANJI — Board game enthusiast Jesse Harrington just wants to know if it says somewhere in the rules if he’s…

5 years ago

‘The Last of Us’ Video Game Currently in the Works Based on Hit Series of Cutscenes

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Naughty Dog, creators of The Last of Us, announced today they are working on a video…

5 years ago

‘How it Should Have Ended’ Sparks Controversy With Video ‘How the Iraq War Should Have Ended’

LOS ANGELES — Fans of hit YouTube animated series How It Should Have Ended have erupted in anger after the…

5 years ago

DNC Backfire: Millions Plan to Write-In ‘Sonic the Hedgehog’ for President After ‘Vote Blue No Matter Who’ Campaign

WASHINGTON — Democratic National Committee officials are reportedly scrambling to fix their Vote Blue Matter Who campaign now that it…

5 years ago

Review: Critics Are Too Hard on ‘Sonic,’ Which Is Fun for the Whole Family, Just Like Olive Garden

While Sonic himself may say gotta go fast, we as reviewers gotta be asked: why so harsh on our blue…

5 years ago

CNN Political Analysts Explain First Is the Worst, Second Is the Best, Third Is the One With the Hairy Chest

NEW YORK — Political analysts sitting around the CNN roundtable explained to viewers today after the decisive New Hampshire primary…

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