MILWAUKEE — Local goody two shoes Zakk Haley chose to send a data report to Microsoft after his copy of…
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Harvard Law School has announced that they are starting a less prestigious program for students who wish…
RENO, Nev. — Hira Fealeaf, the main character of the recently-releasd fantasy novel The Sorcerer of Lumsworth, is asexual, despite…
LOS ANGELES— The 2020 Game Awards were reduced to an anemic seven minutes of content after audience members tuned in…
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Researchers at MIT’s Center for Theoretical Physics were shocked to discover that the universe as we know…
NAMEK — Local psychopath and emperor of Universe 7, Frieza, reportedly failed to turn into his final form at a…
ITHACA, N.Y. — 34-year old Don Cotton is still easily tricked into thinking that he is playing a game while…
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local six-year-old and utter failure Freddy Johnson has been unable to turn a profit from his toy…
Hail to the king, baby! Earlier today an industry leak confirmed beyond a doubt that Duke Nukem was joining the…