Jake Menez

Jake Menez

New Adult LEGO Set Lets You Build Your Tiny Pathetic ApartmentNew Adult LEGO Set Lets You Build Your Tiny Pathetic Apartment

New Adult LEGO Set Lets You Build Your Tiny Pathetic Apartment

ENFIELD, Conn. — The LEGO Company released a new set today that will allow you to bring that underwhelming little…

3 years ago
Friendless Man Forced to Fill Birthday Party With CPU CharactersFriendless Man Forced to Fill Birthday Party With CPU Characters

Friendless Man Forced to Fill Birthday Party With CPU Characters

CLEVELAND — A local man without nearby friends was recently forced to fill his birthday party with CPU characters, concerned…

3 years ago
Kaiju Folds New Yorker In Half Before Eating HimKaiju Folds New Yorker In Half Before Eating Him

Kaiju Folds New Yorker In Half Before Eating Him

NEW YORK — A ginormous amphibious creature known as Crathrax is currently terrorizing New York City and reportedly eating residents…

4 years ago
Anonymous Stand-Up Comedian Reveals His Fear of Releasing New Material Under Cancel CultureAnonymous Stand-Up Comedian Reveals His Fear of Releasing New Material Under Cancel Culture

Anonymous Stand-Up Comedian Reveals His Fear of Releasing New Material Under Cancel Culture

LOS ANGELES ー An unnamed comedian has issued a scathing public statement pushing back against “wokeness” in comedy, claiming stand-up…

4 years ago
Man With Low Speed Stat Waiting for His Turn in Argument with BossMan With Low Speed Stat Waiting for His Turn in Argument with Boss

Man With Low Speed Stat Waiting for His Turn in Argument with Boss

CUPERTINO, Calif. ー A workplace argument quickly took a turn for the worse earlier today as office worker Dennis O’Hara…

4 years ago
Disney Confirms Success of ‘Jungle Cruise’ Could Lead to Movie Based on Splash MountainDisney Confirms Success of ‘Jungle Cruise’ Could Lead to Movie Based on Splash Mountain

Disney Confirms Success of ‘Jungle Cruise’ Could Lead to Movie Based on Splash Mountain

LOS ANGELES — Following the success of their Dwayne Johnson led film Jungle Cruise, Disney announced today that it will…

4 years ago
George Jetson Quietly Sings Own Theme Song to Remember If Wife’s Name Is Jane or JudyGeorge Jetson Quietly Sings Own Theme Song to Remember If Wife’s Name Is Jane or Judy

George Jetson Quietly Sings Own Theme Song to Remember If Wife’s Name Is Jane or Judy

ORBIT CITY — George Jetson, a longtime employee of Spacely’s Sprockets, was overheard by colleagues earlier today as he quietly…

4 years ago
Guy Takes Break from Playing Video Games to Watch Show About Playing Video GamesGuy Takes Break from Playing Video Games to Watch Show About Playing Video Games

Guy Takes Break from Playing Video Games to Watch Show About Playing Video Games

SAN FRANCISCO — Declaring he needed a break from gaming, local man Jason McReady docked his Nintendo Switch and opened…

4 years ago
Man Convinced He’s Living ‘The Truman Show’ Gonna Masturbate AnywayMan Convinced He’s Living ‘The Truman Show’ Gonna Masturbate Anyway

Man Convinced He’s Living ‘The Truman Show’ Gonna Masturbate Anyway

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Recently divorced movie buff Darren Thorndike has not let his increasingly paranoid suspicion that his life is…

4 years ago