Jake Menez

New Adult LEGO Set Lets You Build Your Tiny Pathetic Apartment

ENFIELD, Conn. — The LEGO Company released a new set today that will allow you to bring that underwhelming little…

3 years ago

Friendless Man Forced to Fill Birthday Party With CPU Characters

CLEVELAND — A local man without nearby friends was recently forced to fill his birthday party with CPU characters, concerned…

3 years ago

Kaiju Folds New Yorker In Half Before Eating Him

NEW YORK — A ginormous amphibious creature known as Crathrax is currently terrorizing New York City and reportedly eating residents…

3 years ago

Anonymous Stand-Up Comedian Reveals His Fear of Releasing New Material Under Cancel Culture

LOS ANGELES ー An unnamed comedian has issued a scathing public statement pushing back against “wokeness” in comedy, claiming stand-up…

3 years ago

Man With Low Speed Stat Waiting for His Turn in Argument with Boss

CUPERTINO, Calif. ー A workplace argument quickly took a turn for the worse earlier today as office worker Dennis O’Hara…

3 years ago

Disney Confirms Success of ‘Jungle Cruise’ Could Lead to Movie Based on Splash Mountain

LOS ANGELES — Following the success of their Dwayne Johnson led film Jungle Cruise, Disney announced today that it will…

3 years ago

George Jetson Quietly Sings Own Theme Song to Remember If Wife’s Name Is Jane or Judy

ORBIT CITY — George Jetson, a longtime employee of Spacely’s Sprockets, was overheard by colleagues earlier today as he quietly…

3 years ago

Guy Takes Break from Playing Video Games to Watch Show About Playing Video Games

SAN FRANCISCO — Declaring he needed a break from gaming, local man Jason McReady docked his Nintendo Switch and opened…

4 years ago

Man Convinced He’s Living ‘The Truman Show’ Gonna Masturbate Anyway

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — Recently divorced movie buff Darren Thorndike has not let his increasingly paranoid suspicion that his life is…

4 years ago