October 17, 2021 Shadow of War’s Nemesis System Most Complex Relationship Man Has Ever Had Shadow of War’s Nemesis System Most Complex Relationship Man Has Ever Had KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Local gamer Ernest Riley came to the realization while playing Middle-earth: Shadow of War that the game’s Nemesis System is the…
September 7, 2021 Opinion: In Polite Company, You Should Never Talk About Religion, Politics, or Anime Opinion: In Polite Company, You Should Never Talk About Religion, Politics, or Anime You all know the old adage: in polite company, you shouldn’t talk about religion or politics. Well it’s time to add a third topic to…
August 27, 2021 Sleepy Gamer Winds Down by Playing Switch in Bed for Three More Hours Sleepy Gamer Winds Down by Playing Switch in Bed for Three More Hours LOS ANGELES — After a long hard day of gaming, Thomas Ruiz decided to wind down by playing his Nintendo Switch for three more hours…
August 9, 2021 Real Life Suicide Squad Goes to Movie Theater Unvaccinated Real Life Suicide Squad Goes to Movie Theater Unvaccinated MADISON, Wisc. — A group of seven misfit friends excited to see movies in theaters again, despite not being vaccinated, have formed Suicide Squad of…
August 6, 2021 Review: Demon Slayer Movie Answers Question ‘What If Demon Slayer Had a Movie?’ Review: Demon Slayer Movie Answers Question ‘What If Demon Slayer Had a Movie?’ Demon Slayer: Infinity Train, a film continuation of the hit anime, gives fans answers to long-held questions they’ve had since the start of the show,…
July 10, 2021 Libertarian Dragon Ball Character Refuses to Contribute Energy Toward Spirit Bomb Libertarian Dragon Ball Character Refuses to Contribute Energy Toward Spirit Bomb KORIN’S TOWER, Earth — Yajirobe, a libertarian member of Earth’s Special Forces, is reportedly refusing to donate any of his spiritual energy to the spirit…
June 27, 2021 Man Who’s Read 200 Books This Year Counts Graphic Novels Man Who’s Read 200 Books This Year Counts Graphic Novels NEW YORK — Steven Lloyd, a man who has allegedly read 200 books this year, includes graphic novels in his loose definition of what constitutes…
