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4chan Users Create Petition for Marvel to Cast the First White Black Panther

NEW YORK —  Wasting no time following the untimely death of Chadwick Boseman to make the tragedy about themselves, frequent…

4 years ago

Heartwarming: Christian and Atheist YouTubers Used to Hate Each Other But Now Agree the White Race is Under Attack

Most people think Christians and Atheists get along like cats and dogs! But these two YouTubers are smashing stereotypes by…

4 years ago

Hard Drive Presents: Traitors of America

Lists of traitors to America need not be exclusionary. We here at Hard Drive believe that everyone deserves a chance…

4 years ago

‘The Rise of Skywalker’ Novelization Reveals You’ve Wasted Your Goddamn Life on This

LOS ANGELES — While the ninth and final episode of the "Skywalker Saga" films left many unanswered questions, the novelization…

5 years ago

MMORPG Player Accidentally on Day 32 of Self Quarantine

ATLANTA — Local World of Warcraft player John Fleming was on his 32nd day of self quarantining when he learned…

5 years ago

New Marvel Superhero ‘Cuckold’ Wears Name as Badge

LOS ANGELES — In a press release this morning, Marvel Comics announced a new inclusive superhero named Cuckold, a 32-year-old…

5 years ago

I Am Boycotting Pokémon Sword and Shield Unless It Includes These 1,144 British Themed Pokémon

Pokémon Sword and Shield come out tomorrow and I am absolutely furious that there are only 400 Pokémon for me to…

5 years ago

Jeff Kaplan Calmly Explains Why It’s Important to Balance Human Rights With Chinese Money

IRVINE, Calif. — Following outcries surrounding Blizzard’s suspension and award termination of a Hearthstone player for making pro-Hong Kong comments,…

5 years ago