February 2, 2022 Opinion: Why I’m Excited About the Metaverse Opinion: Why I’m Excited About the Metaverse Hey readers! It’s me, ᵃ ˡᵒᶜᵃˡ ʳᵉᵍᶦˢᵗᵉʳᵉᵈ ˢᵉˣ ᵒᶠᶠᵉⁿᵈᵉʳ, and I’m here to tell you why I’m SO EXCITED about the Metaverse and all the…
November 19, 2021 Activision Board Surprises Bobby Kotick With Box Full of Money “Just Because” Activision Board Surprises Bobby Kotick With Box Full of Money “Just Because” SANTA MONICA, Calif. — The Board of Directors of the embattled Activision Blizzard presented their CEO with a little gift, just to show they’re thinking…
November 4, 2021 High School Anime Club Accidentally Wins Debate State Championship High School Anime Club Accidentally Wins Debate State Championship MORENCI, Mich. — The Lincoln High School Anime Get-Together Group have become champions after winning the State Debate Finals without realizing they were supposed to…
October 29, 2021 Doctor Prescribes Memories of Friends to Shōnen Hero as Treatment for Broken Legs Doctor Prescribes Memories of Friends to Shōnen Hero as Treatment for Broken Legs MURA VILLAGE — Local hero Shen, 14 (but also, in a way, an ageless immortal being), is feeling better today after his doctor told him…
October 27, 2021 GameSpot’s Breaking News Article Just a Link to Yesterday’s IGN Post GameSpot’s Breaking News Article Just a Link to Yesterday’s IGN Post SAN FRANCISCO — Several anonymous tipsters revealed today that a breaking news article on the front page of GameSpot this morning is merely a link…
October 19, 2021 Buckle the Fuck Up: Our DM Just Showed Up and He’s Wearing a Duster Buckle the Fuck Up: Our DM Just Showed Up and He’s Wearing a Duster Oh fuck me you guys, you won’t believe what just happened. We got together for our weekly D&D game at Jay’s, and Jesse was a…
October 17, 2021 Splatoon Announces ‘Tits vs. Ass’ Splatfest Splatoon Announces ‘Tits vs. Ass’ Splatfest TOKYO — Ahead of the release of Splatoon 3, Nintendo announced today that they are doing one final Splatfest in Splatoon 2, allowing players to…
July 22, 2021 Activision Blizzard Responds to Controversy by Merging With Local Woman Activision Blizzard Responds to Controversy by Merging With Local Woman SANTA MONICA, Calif. — In response to a lawsuit alleging gender discrimination, Activision Blizzard has announced a corporate merger with a local woman, Jennifer. “Activision…
June 30, 2021 Is Civilization VI Better Than Civilization V? The Numbers in the Titles Say Yes Is Civilization VI Better Than Civilization V? The Numbers in the Titles Say Yes When diving into video game series with a long history of titles, it can be hard to figure out which is the best one to…
