Graham Techler

Graham Techler

Horror Director Can’t Remember If His Movie Is in the ‘Conjuring’ Universe or NotHorror Director Can’t Remember If His Movie Is in the ‘Conjuring’ Universe or Not

Horror Director Can’t Remember If His Movie Is in the ‘Conjuring’ Universe or Not

LOS ANGELES — Horror director Gary Dauberman recently spent another workday wondering if his horror film Annabelle Comes Home, was…

6 years ago
Here are the 48 Best Times to Take a Bathroom Break During ‘Dark Phoenix’Here are the 48 Best Times to Take a Bathroom Break During ‘Dark Phoenix’

Here are the 48 Best Times to Take Bathroom Break During ‘Dark Phoenix’

With a 114-minute running time and questionable buzz in advance of its release, you might be wondering whether you’ll have…

6 years ago
Total ‘90s Kid Uses Pokémon Card to Chop Up Lines of CocaineTotal ‘90s Kid Uses Pokémon Card to Chop Up Lines of Cocaine

Total ‘90s Kid Uses Pokémon Card to Chop Up Lines of Cocaine

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local resident Shane Dyson is reported to be expressing his devotion to the realest decade of all,…

6 years ago
PlayStation 2 Last Remaining Way to Play CDs in ApartmentPlayStation 2 Last Remaining Way to Play CDs in Apartment

PlayStation 2 Last Remaining Way to Play CDs in Apartment

BROOKLYN, N.Y.  — Local twenty-six year old Darren Fitzgerald discovered recently that, in order to show off the CDs he’d…

7 years ago