Giovanni Colantonio

Giovanni Colantonio

CD Projekt Red Announces Cyberpunk 2077: A Game of the Year EditionCD Projekt Red Announces Cyberpunk 2077: A Game of the Year Edition

CD Projekt Red Announces Cyberpunk 2077: A Game of the Year Edition

WARSAW — CD Projekt Red announced that a new, definitive version of Cyberpunk 2077 is coming this fall, titled Cyberpunk…

4 years ago
Doomguy and Master Chief Embarrassed They Wore the Same Thing to the OfficeDoomguy and Master Chief Embarrassed They Wore the Same Thing to the Office

Doomguy and Master Chief Embarrassed They Wore the Same Thing to the Office

REDMOND, Wash. — Following Microsoft’s acquisition of Bethesda, new co-workers Master Chief and Doomguy had an awkward first day at…

4 years ago
Disney Announces Next Marvel Show ‘Mantis, Talos, & Whoever’s Free to Film Next Tuesday’Disney Announces Next Marvel Show ‘Mantis, Talos, & Whoever’s Free to Film Next Tuesday’

Disney Announces Next Marvel Show ‘Mantis, Talos, & Whoever’s Free to Film Next Tuesday’

BURBANK, Calif. — Disney has announced Mantis, Talos, & Whoever’s Free To Film Next Tuesday, a new Marvel show that…

4 years ago
Review: The ‘Snyder Cut’ Is Whatever We Already Decided About It Before It Came OutReview: The ‘Snyder Cut’ Is Whatever We Already Decided About It Before It Came Out

Review: The ‘Snyder Cut’ Is Whatever We Already Decided About It Before It Came Out

The wait is finally over. Zack Snyder’s long-anticipated redo of 2018’s Justice League, dubbed the “Snyder Cut,” is finally out…

4 years ago
Nintendo Celebrates Metroid’s 35th Anniversary With 30-Minute Moment of SilenceNintendo Celebrates Metroid’s 35th Anniversary With 30-Minute Moment of Silence

Nintendo Celebrates Metroid’s 35th Anniversary With 30-Minute Moment of Silence

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo acknowledged the 35th anniversary of its beloved Metroid franchise with a new Direct presentation that featured…

4 years ago
Hades Player Horny for Every Character Might Just Be HornyHades Player Horny for Every Character Might Just Be Horny

Hades Player Horny for Every Character Might Just Be Horny

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — A new study released by researchers at St. Joseph’s College has revealed that Hades players who are…

4 years ago
Local Crackpot Believes His Tweets are Good Enough to Be Suppressed by the AlgorithmLocal Crackpot Believes His Tweets are Good Enough to Be Suppressed by the Algorithm

Local Crackpot Believes His Tweets are Good Enough to Be Suppressed by the Algorithm

DICKSON, Tenn. — Twitter user Lenny Vickerman, a 43-year-old who frequently posts unintelligible rants on social media, suspects that the…

4 years ago
Podcaster Spends 2 Hours Setting Up Elaborate Audio Rig for Casual Family Zoom ChatPodcaster Spends 2 Hours Setting Up Elaborate Audio Rig for Casual Family Zoom Chat

Podcaster Spends 2 Hours Setting Up Elaborate Audio Rig for Casual Family Zoom Chat

AKRON, Ohio — Podcaster Briana Giraud spent a full two hours setting up and testing her $2,000 audio rig in…

4 years ago
Inconsiderate Friend Doesn’t Spoiler Tag That Princess Peach Isn’t Actually in CastleInconsiderate Friend Doesn’t Spoiler Tag That Princess Peach Isn’t Actually in Castle

Inconsiderate Friend Doesn’t Spoiler Tag That Princess Peach Isn’t Actually in Castle

SPOKANE, Wash. — Discord user Michael McNeil drew the ire of a Mario fan server after failing to use spoiler…

4 years ago