Giovanni Colantonio

We’re Trying to Beat Other Sites to the Punch So Here are Our Favorite Games of 2021

While 2020 was a huge year for gaming, we really missed out on some key site traffic by choosing to…

3 years ago

Here’s All the Bugs and Fish Leaving Animal Crossing in December Due to the Irreversible Effects of Climate Change

December is almost over and you know what that means: it’s your last chance to get certain bugs and fish…

3 years ago

New IGN Guide Sends Freelancer to Your House to Play Game for You

SAN FRANCISCO — Video game website IGN unveiled a new feature for its guide section, which sends a freelance writer…

3 years ago

The Top Games of 2020 Ranked by How Good They’ll Hopefully Be in 2023

It’s no stretch to say that 2020 was a landmark year for video games. With the COVID-19 pandemic forcing us…

3 years ago

RPG Town Shop Goes Bankrupt After Buying $10,000 in Trinkets From Adventurer

NETINNDEL — An RPG shop owner has been forced to close up his local shop and declare bankruptcy after buying…

3 years ago

PlayStation 5 Owner Trying to Find Most Subtle Way to Get Old Roommate’s Netflix Password Again

NEW YORK — After getting a brand new PlayStation 5, Rick Warren reconnected with his old roommate in a subtle…

3 years ago

Horrible Goose Caught Scaring Voters Away From Early Voting Site

KEENE, Ky. — Several Keene residents have reported cases of voter intimidation at the small town’s early voting location, noting…

4 years ago

Trump Criticized for Diverting Funding From Everybody Votes Channel to Check Mii Out

WASHINGTON D.C. — President Donald Trump is facing criticism from Democratic leaders after announcing plans to divert funding from the…

4 years ago

Nintendo Confirms Dry Bones is Uncircumcised for Some Reason

KYOTO, Japan — In a new interview with Famitsu, Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa inexplicably veered off topic to confirm that…

4 years ago