July 8, 2021 New Edition of Catan Replaces Rulebook With Friend Who’s Played Before New Edition of Catan Replaces Rulebook With Friend Who’s Played Before BREUBERG, Germany — Settlers of Catan designer Klaus Teuber announced a new version of his acclaimed board game that replaces the standard rulebook with a…
July 2, 2021 Gamer Told to Dress for Job He Wants Just Wears Headset and Pajamas Everywhere Gamer Told to Dress for Job He Wants Just Wears Headset and Pajamas Everywhere HACKENSACK, N.J. — Gamer Todd Harrington has been spotted around his workplace wearing an old t-shirt and pajama pants along with a headset after being…
June 28, 2021 Archeologists Discover Ancient ASCII Cave Drawings Archeologists Discover Ancient ASCII Cave Drawings MONTIGNAC, France — While examining the walls of a recently unearthed cave system, a team of archaeologists discovered a series of ASCII drawings consisting of…
May 24, 2021 Redditor Hopes It’s Not Too Late to Answer 3-Year-Old Advice Post From Drowning Man Redditor Hopes It’s Not Too Late to Answer 3-Year-Old Advice Post From Drowning Man HUNTINGTON, W.Va. — Optimistic Reddit user DonaldDank72 recently posted a comment detailing extensive advice on how to save yourself from drowning on a three-year-old post…
May 9, 2021 Political Cartoonist Just Gonna Draw Bitcoin as Burlap Sack With Dollar Sign On It Political Cartoonist Just Gonna Draw Bitcoin as Burlap Sack With Dollar Sign On It COVINGTON, Ky. — Shrugging his shoulders as he clicked ‘publish’ on his latest work, political cartoonist Bradley Hughes decided he’s just going to depict the…
April 25, 2021 Silent Hill Now Allowing Abandoned Schools and Amusement Parks to Reopen Silent Hill Now Allowing Abandoned Schools and Amusement Parks to Reopen SILENT HILL, Maine — The Silent Hill city council has decided that their numerous decaying schools and decrepit amusement parks will be reopened to the…
