Gabe Porter

Gabe Porter

Tattoo Parlor Refuses to Do Swastikas, Iron Crosses, TriforcesTattoo Parlor Refuses to Do Swastikas, Iron Crosses, Triforces

Tattoo Parlor Refuses to Do Swastikas, Iron Crosses, Triforces

PARMA, Ohio — Tattoo parlor The Lazy Tiger has announced a controversial ban on several hate symbols and also the…

3 years ago
Podcast Fan Not Sure What to Listen to While Looking for Something to Listen ToPodcast Fan Not Sure What to Listen to While Looking for Something to Listen To

Podcast Fan Not Sure What to Listen to While Looking for Something to Listen To

BROOKSVILLE, Fla. — Local audiophile Tanya Binns has been searching for a podcast to occupy her ears while she desperately…

3 years ago
Indie Game Takes Inspiration From EarthBound’s Lack of Financial SuccessIndie Game Takes Inspiration From EarthBound’s Lack of Financial Success

Indie Game Takes Inspiration From EarthBound’s Lack of Financial Success

TUCSON, Ariz. — Game developer Rodney Jones’ latest title, Infinite Dreamz Are Here 2 Stay, is to be inspired by…

3 years ago
Despondent Man Has Tried Everything to Get Friends to Try ShenmueDespondent Man Has Tried Everything to Get Friends to Try Shenmue

Despondent Man Has Tried Everything to Get Friends to Try Shenmue

TOLEDO, Ohio — Hopeless Shenmue fanatic Peter Hull has reportedly tried everything in his power to get his friends to…

3 years ago
New Buddhism Update Allows Items and Upgrades to Carry Into Next LifeNew Buddhism Update Allows Items and Upgrades to Carry Into Next Life

New Buddhism Update Allows Items and Upgrades to Carry Into Next Life

BEIJING — A new Buddhist doctrine confirms that your earthly possessions and skills will now carry into your new life…

3 years ago
Peter Molyneux Confirms Milo Died Five Years AgoPeter Molyneux Confirms Milo Died Five Years Ago

Peter Molyneux Confirms Milo Died Five Years Ago

GUILDFORD, U.K. — Famed game director Peter Molyneux, completely unprompted, confirmed to members of the press that Milo, the artificial…

4 years ago
Super Smash Bros Ultimate Finally Lets Gamers Imagine “What If Cloud Fought Sephiroth?”Super Smash Bros Ultimate Finally Lets Gamers Imagine “What If Cloud Fought Sephiroth?”

Super Smash Bros Ultimate Finally Lets Gamers Imagine “What If Cloud Fought Sephiroth?”

TOKYO — Following years of speculation, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate finally allows fans to imagine who would win in a…

4 years ago
Gamer Knows Way Around Midgar Better Than Own NeighborhoodGamer Knows Way Around Midgar Better Than Own Neighborhood

Gamer Knows Way Around Midgar Better Than Own Neighborhood

GALESBURG, Ill. — Local gamer Brett Gunderson has confirmed that he can navigate through the virtual town of Midgar from…

4 years ago
PS5 In-Stock at Neighbor’s HousePS5 In-Stock at Neighbor’s House

PS5 In-Stock at Neighbor’s House

YOUR NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE — New reports confirm that the PlayStation 5 is finally in stock, available for $0.00 (not including…

4 years ago