Naomi Krause

Naomi Krause

$150 Million Advertising Investment Pays Off as First Person Downloads ‘Raid: Shadow Legends’$150 Million Advertising Investment Pays Off as First Person Downloads ‘Raid: Shadow Legends’

$150 Million Advertising Investment Pays Off as First Person Downloads ‘Raid: Shadow Legends’

CALDWELL, N.J. — Plarium Games employees celebrated today, when three years after its release, and at a cost of $150…

3 years ago
Creators Confirm Phineas & Ferb Could Have Cured HIV WheneverCreators Confirm Phineas & Ferb Could Have Cured HIV Whenever

Creators Confirm Phineas & Ferb Could Have Cured HIV Whenever

NEW YORK — During a Q&A panel at the Paley Center for Media, the creative team behind the Disney Channel…

3 years ago
BREAKING: Flamethrower Guy Has Thing on His Back You Can ShootBREAKING: Flamethrower Guy Has Thing on His Back You Can Shoot

BREAKING: Flamethrower Guy Has Thing on His Back You Can Shoot

JUST OUTSIDE THE CAPITOL — Reconnaissance from the makeshift battlefield has confirmed that the guy with the huge flamethrower just…

3 years ago
First Edition Card Has Seen Some ShitFirst Edition Card Has Seen Some Shit

First Edition Card Has Seen Some Shit

SAN FRANCISCO — A rare, first edition printing of the Magic: the Gathering card Time Walk recently posted on eBay…

3 years ago
BREAKING: Shadow The Hedgehog Has Died During ChildbirthBREAKING: Shadow The Hedgehog Has Died During Childbirth

BREAKING: Shadow The Hedgehog Has Died During Childbirth

CENTRAL CITY — Tragedy struck earlier this morning as motorcycle enthusiast and self-proclaimed ultimate life form Shadow the Hedgehog passed…

4 years ago
Matt Mercer Spends 45 Minutes Describing Sandwich Smell to WaiterMatt Mercer Spends 45 Minutes Describing Sandwich Smell to Waiter

Matt Mercer Spends 45 Minutes Describing Sandwich Smell to Waiter

LOS ANGELES — Legendary Dungeon Master and part-time Wyrmwood spokesman Matt Mercer made a splash at a local restaurant this…

4 years ago
Woman Who Got Into Chess After The Queen’s Gambit Anxious About Starting Breaking BadWoman Who Got Into Chess After The Queen’s Gambit Anxious About Starting Breaking Bad

Woman Who Got Into Chess After The Queen’s Gambit Anxious About Starting Breaking Bad

SEATTLE — A woman who seems inclined to take up the activities portrayed in the programs she watches has announced…

4 years ago
Quality-of-Life Update Uninstalls GameQuality-of-Life Update Uninstalls Game

Quality-of-Life Update Uninstalls Game

AUSTIN, Texas — Finally delivering on an anticipated feature that had been promised to fans for years, Bethesda released a…

4 years ago
Nintendo Sues Guy for $25 He Made Selling N64 on eBayNintendo Sues Guy for $25 He Made Selling N64 on eBay

Nintendo Sues Guy for $25 He Made Selling N64 on eBay

BURLINGTON, Vt. — Nintendo has declared its latest lawsuit and will be suing a guy in Vermont that made $25…

4 years ago