Naomi Krause

$150 Million Advertising Investment Pays Off as First Person Downloads ‘Raid: Shadow Legends’

CALDWELL, N.J. — Plarium Games employees celebrated today, when three years after its release, and at a cost of $150…

3 years ago

Creators Confirm Phineas & Ferb Could Have Cured HIV Whenever

NEW YORK — During a Q&A panel at the Paley Center for Media, the creative team behind the Disney Channel…

3 years ago

BREAKING: Flamethrower Guy Has Thing on His Back You Can Shoot

JUST OUTSIDE THE CAPITOL — Reconnaissance from the makeshift battlefield has confirmed that the guy with the huge flamethrower just…

3 years ago

First Edition Card Has Seen Some Shit

SAN FRANCISCO — A rare, first edition printing of the Magic: the Gathering card Time Walk recently posted on eBay…

3 years ago

BREAKING: Shadow The Hedgehog Has Died During Childbirth

CENTRAL CITY — Tragedy struck earlier this morning as motorcycle enthusiast and self-proclaimed ultimate life form Shadow the Hedgehog passed…

3 years ago

Matt Mercer Spends 45 Minutes Describing Sandwich Smell to Waiter

LOS ANGELES — Legendary Dungeon Master and part-time Wyrmwood spokesman Matt Mercer made a splash at a local restaurant this…

3 years ago

Woman Who Got Into Chess After The Queen’s Gambit Anxious About Starting Breaking Bad

SEATTLE — A woman who seems inclined to take up the activities portrayed in the programs she watches has announced…

3 years ago

Quality-of-Life Update Uninstalls Game

AUSTIN, Texas — Finally delivering on an anticipated feature that had been promised to fans for years, Bethesda released a…

3 years ago

Nintendo Sues Guy for $25 He Made Selling N64 on eBay

BURLINGTON, Vt. — Nintendo has declared its latest lawsuit and will be suing a guy in Vermont that made $25…

3 years ago