October 8, 2021 School Budget Cuts Require Bully to Consolidate Nerds Into Single Locker School Budget Cuts Require Bully to Consolidate Nerds Into Single Locker TOLEDO, Ohio — A newly diminished budget at a local public high school has reportedly forced local bully Mike Horn to integrate all of the…
April 3, 2021 20 Things in WandaVision That Could’ve Been Mephisto 20 Things in WandaVision That Could’ve Been Mephisto One of the most popular theories about WandaVision was that it was all being controlled by Mephisto, an extra-dimensional being who basically serves as Marvel’s…
September 22, 2017 Cards Against Humanity Shoves Magic: The Gathering Into Locker Cards Against Humanity Shoves Magic: The Gathering Into Locker HIGHLAND PARK, Ill.— Highland Park High School was rocked today by an appalling act of violence when Cards Against Humanity shoved Magic: The Gathering into…
August 27, 2017 Mutant League Football Player Under Investigation for Performance Enhancing Drugs Mutant League Football Player Under Investigation for Performance Enhancing Drugs EL PASO, Tex. — The world of professional Mutant League sports was rocked amidst recent accusations of doping against the Midway Monsters’ star quarterback, Razor…
