David Tyler

David Tyler

Elon Musk Unveils New Single Person HyperloopElon Musk Unveils New Single Person Hyperloop

Elon Musk Unveils New Single Person Hyperloop

AMIGARA — In a press conference today, Boring Company founder Elon Musk unveiled the latest redesign of his Hyperloop transportation…

5 years ago
‘Luigi’s Mansion 3’ Review: Gooigi is a Welcome Addition to Nintendo’s Many Heretical Affronts to God‘Luigi’s Mansion 3’ Review: Gooigi is a Welcome Addition to Nintendo’s Many Heretical Affronts to God

‘Luigi’s Mansion 3’ Review: Gooigi is Welcome Addition to Nintendo’s Many Heretical Affronts to God

Despite the best efforts of an army of Jesuit priests, Luigi's Mansion 3 comes out this week, and with it…

6 years ago
Wendy’s Releases Twenty-Sided Bacon CheeseburgerWendy’s Releases Twenty-Sided Bacon Cheeseburger

Wendy’s Releases Twenty-Sided Bacon Cheeseburger

DUBLIN, Ohio – In a press conference today, Wendy's announced a new twenty-sided bacon cheeseburger which will be released later…

6 years ago
Activision Developer Just Gonna Name Another Kid ‘Dave’Activision Developer Just Gonna Name Another Kid ‘Dave’

Activision Developer Just Gonna Name Another Kid ‘Dave’

IRVINE, Calif. — Senior Activision level designer Pete Matthews has decided to just go ahead and name his eighth child…

6 years ago
Nostalgic Bill Gates Visits Garage Where He First Had Idea to Be Born RichNostalgic Bill Gates Visits Garage Where He First Had Idea to Be Born Rich

Nostalgic Bill Gates Visits Garage Where He First Had Idea to Be Born Rich

SEATTLE — Technology visionary, entrepreneur, and formerly the world's richest man Bill Gates recently visited the garage in which he…

6 years ago
Podcast Fan Certain He Would Be Best Friends With Host If He Could Just Nail Down AddressPodcast Fan Certain He Would Be Best Friends With Host If He Could Just Nail Down Address

Podcast Fan Certain He Would Be Best Friends With Host If He Could Just Nail Down Address

LOS ANGELES — Podcast fan Garth Hickman announced recently that he's confident that he would be best friends with Zach…

6 years ago
Casey Hudson Visits Terminally Ill Teen to Tell Him in Person There Will Be No ‘KOTOR 3’Casey Hudson Visits Terminally Ill Teen to Tell Him in Person There Will Be No ‘KOTOR 3’

Casey Hudson Visits Terminally Ill Teen to Tell Him in Person There Will Be No ‘KOTOR 3’

BALTIMORE — As part of his involvement with the Make-A-Wish Foundation, BioWare General Manager Casey Hudson visited terminal bone cancer…

6 years ago
YouTube Video Essayist Spends 20 Minutes Explaining Concept of Hunger to Waiter Before OrderingYouTube Video Essayist Spends 20 Minutes Explaining Concept of Hunger to Waiter Before Ordering

YouTube Video Essayist Spends 20 Minutes Explaining Concept of Hunger to Waiter Before Ordering

RENTON, Wash. — YouTube video essayist Rob Meyers, who has garnered thousands of views on his videos about film, television,…

6 years ago
How Thanos Erasing 50% of Gut Bacteria Would End Nearly All Human LifeHow Thanos Erasing 50% of Gut Bacteria Would End Nearly All Human Life

How Thanos Erasing 50% of Gut Bacteria Would End Nearly All Human Life

Thanos just snapped his fingers and half of all life is erased in an instant. But… doesn’t that include gut…

6 years ago