David Tyler

Elon Musk Unveils New Single Person Hyperloop

AMIGARA — In a press conference today, Boring Company founder Elon Musk unveiled the latest redesign of his Hyperloop transportation…

4 years ago

‘Luigi’s Mansion 3’ Review: Gooigi is Welcome Addition to Nintendo’s Many Heretical Affronts to God

Despite the best efforts of an army of Jesuit priests, Luigi's Mansion 3 comes out this week, and with it…

5 years ago

Wendy’s Releases Twenty-Sided Bacon Cheeseburger

DUBLIN, Ohio – In a press conference today, Wendy's announced a new twenty-sided bacon cheeseburger which will be released later…

5 years ago

Activision Developer Just Gonna Name Another Kid ‘Dave’

IRVINE, Calif. — Senior Activision level designer Pete Matthews has decided to just go ahead and name his eighth child…

5 years ago

Nostalgic Bill Gates Visits Garage Where He First Had Idea to Be Born Rich

SEATTLE — Technology visionary, entrepreneur, and formerly the world's richest man Bill Gates recently visited the garage in which he…

5 years ago

Podcast Fan Certain He Would Be Best Friends With Host If He Could Just Nail Down Address

LOS ANGELES — Podcast fan Garth Hickman announced recently that he's confident that he would be best friends with Zach…

5 years ago

Casey Hudson Visits Terminally Ill Teen to Tell Him in Person There Will Be No ‘KOTOR 3’

BALTIMORE — As part of his involvement with the Make-A-Wish Foundation, BioWare General Manager Casey Hudson visited terminal bone cancer…

5 years ago

YouTube Video Essayist Spends 20 Minutes Explaining Concept of Hunger to Waiter Before Ordering

RENTON, Wash. — YouTube video essayist Rob Meyers, who has garnered thousands of views on his videos about film, television,…

5 years ago

How Thanos Erasing 50% of Gut Bacteria Would End Nearly All Human Life

Thanos just snapped his fingers and half of all life is erased in an instant. But… doesn’t that include gut…

6 years ago