December 2, 2021 Friend Back From European Trip Wonāt Stop Saying āCross Buttonā Instead of āX Buttonā Friend Back From European Trip Wonāt Stop Saying āCross Buttonā Instead of āX Buttonā BALTIMORE ā Fresh off a recent trip from Europe, local gamer Morgan Jones dropped in on a Discord voice chat Friday night only to infuriate…
October 21, 2021 Confirmed: The Spice in āDuneā Is Pumpkin Confirmed: The Spice in āDuneā Is Pumpkin ARRAKEEN ā The planet Duneās melange spice supply, an inherent component to the operation of interstellar travel, prescient vision, and the power of Great Houses,…
June 23, 2021 Vampire Requests Invite to Open Xbox Live Party Vampire Requests Invite to Open Xbox Live Party FORKS, Wash. ā Local vampiric gamer FaNg DaNKula was seen requesting an invite to an open Xbox Live Party in order to join it, as…
June 3, 2021 Twitch Bans Controversial Bathtub Streamer Twitch Bans Controversial Bathtub Streamer NEW YORK āĀ In an apparent effort to re-categorize and regulate streaming content, Twitch has suspended the account of one of its well-known bathtub streamers,…
June 1, 2020 Tesla Releases Cheaper Model With 5 Second Advertisements Before Letting You Brake Tesla Releases Cheaper Model With 5 Second Advertisements Before Letting You Brake LOS ANGELES ā At an unveiling at the Tesla Design Studio, CEO Elon Musk presented a new, cheaper base model of the electric car, less…
May 22, 2020 Coronavirus Experiences Double-XP Weekend in Re-Opened States Coronavirus Experiences Double-XP Weekend in Re-Opened States ATLANTA ā Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are confirming that, following several statesā pushes to reopen, the coronavirus has experienced a…
July 2, 2019 YouTuber Has Almost Enough Subscribers to Quit Day Job YouTuber Has Almost Enough Subscribers to Quit Day Job LOS ANGELES ā Up-and-coming online celebrity James Corden announced to his YouTube subscribers last night in an update video that he has nearly enough money…
April 28, 2019 ‘Nah Nah Nah Boo Boo Iām Invincible’ Claims Child on Playground After Abusing I-Frames From Dodge Rolling to Cut Line at Recess ‘Nah Nah Nah Boo Boo Iām Invincible’ Claims Child on Playground After Abusing I-Frames From Dodge Rolling to Cut Line at Recess LEVITTOWN, Pa. ā Local nine-year-old Eddie Honda allegedly jumped from second-to-last to the very front of the recess line yesterday by dodge rolling, making him…
February 6, 2019 21 Savage Now PEGI 18 Savage 21 Savage Now PEGI 18 Savage ATLANTA ā Rapper Sheāyaa Bin Abraham-Joseph, previously known as 21 Savage, officially changed his moniker to āPEGI 18 Savageā in order to comply with regulations…
