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enter, gamer, gaming, invitation, invite, party, vampireFORKS, Wash. ā Local vampiric gamer FaNg DaNKula was seen requesting an invite to an open Xbox Live Party in order to join it, as per the tradition that a vampire must be invited into a home to enter it.
āItās never just a simple āinvite pls,ā itās always āit is not by my hand that I am unable to join thine party. I was trapped here by humans who didnāt even ask if I was finished with dinnerā or some garbage like that,ā explained Damon Cullen-Helsing, who was playing Mortal Kombat when he received the request.. āIām starting to think he just doesnāt want to play mirror matches with me. Or Dead by Daylight, which he says has an āoffensiveā title. What a dick.ā
This is not the first time that Cullen-Helsing has been called upon by FaNg DaNKulaās request for an invite. Cullen-Helsing, a member of the Mystic Falls Technical Collegeās Smash Bros. group, says DaNKula regularly trash-talks the group about their abilities in an attempt to receive an invite, but has yet to make an appearance to their open-to-the-public sessions.
āHeāll send me a Facebook message at like 3:00am, saying shit like āwhat is man, but a miserable pile of SDs lol,ā but then heās never bothered to show up at the Stoker Center to actually compete,ā Cullen-Helsing, a Simon main, added. āThe only room thatās ever available to play in though is the solarium at like 2:00pm. Maybe thatās why.ā
At press time, FaNg DaNKula was reportedly stressing out over not being able to game after his roommate got garlic all over his good Xbox elite controller.