Dan Kozuh

Man Who “Dips Toe” Back Into World of Warcraft Quickly Loses Job, Friends, Apartment

SOUTH BEND, Ind. — Casual World of Warcraft fan Michael Andor reportedly told friends that he was just looking dip…

6 years ago

Desperate MoviePass CEO Responding to All Nigerian Prince Emails

NEW YORK  — Seeing his company's stock price plummet and app temporarily taken down Thursday night due to running out…

6 years ago

Gamer Emotionally Connected With Video Game Story Wishes He Didn’t Jokingly Name Character ‘AssFace’

DULUTH, Ga. — Gamer Aaron Hughes found himself openly weeping over a character he had named AssFace at the start…

6 years ago

Movie Studios Get Into Bidding War Over Rights to Ruin ‘Saga’ Adaptation

LOS ANGELES — Several major production studios are reportedly vying for the opportunity to make a sup-par film version of…

6 years ago

Man Who Did Dishes Rewards Self With 8-Hour Gaming Binge

DECATUR, Ga. — After local gamer Joe Massel spent thirty minutes washing a sinkful of dishes, he reportedly congratulated himself…

7 years ago

Report: Man Would Understand If He Had Read the Manga

TOWSON, Md. — Sources in the Baltimore anime community have confirmed that supposed Death March to the Parallel World Rhapsody fan…

7 years ago

World’s Biggest Final Fantasy Fan Almost Completed Some of the Games

ATHENS, Ga. — Final Fantasy fanatic Patrick Danielson is widely considered to be the world’s biggest fan of the extremely…

7 years ago

Awkward Japanese Teenager Thinks American Culture Would Understand Him

TOKYO — Tokyo Metropolitan Shinjuku High School student Ayano Ishii plans to move to the United States directly after graduation,…

7 years ago

Only Objective of Complicated Board Game is Accurately Setting It Up

INDIANAPOLIS — The Cyclopean Cycle, a board game so convoluted that players win by merely assembling it correctly, has become one…

7 years ago