Dan Kozuh

Teen Shipping Her Divorced Parents

OKEMOS, Mich. — Sources report that Joanna Nowak, 13, has been playfully daydreaming about what might happen if there were…

6 years ago

Nerd Couple Has Klingon-Themed Divorce

CLACKAMAS, Ore. — Citing irreconcilable differences, local Trekkies Paul and Lisa Ash went into painstaking detail to make sure that…

6 years ago

Michael Moore Makes Scathing Documentary About SimCity You Abandoned 16 Years Ago

CHICAGO — Controversial documentarian Michael Moore premiered his newest film at the Gene Siskel Film Center over the weekend to…

6 years ago

We Just Sponsored an Overwatch Team! Or Gave Bunch of Random Teens $5,000

Hard Drive is excited to share some huge news: we have become part owners of an Overwatch League eSports team!…

6 years ago

Harry Potter Now Receiving Donation Requests From Hogwarts

LONDON — ‘The Boy Who Lived’ and now-famous Auror Harry Potter has reportedly been inundated by donation request owls from…

6 years ago

Struggling Barnes & Noble Adds Hentai Section Behind Beaded Curtain

NEW YORK — Barnes & Noble announced today that they will be adding a backroom hentai section to their stores…

6 years ago

We Got an Advanced Copy of MLB The Show 19 But None of Us Are Really Sports People

Sony Interactive Entertainment was kind enough to send our staff a copy of their upcoming game MLB The Show 19…

6 years ago

New Economic Report Shows 95% of “Work-From-Home” Productivity Occurred During Kingdom Hearts 3 Cutscenes

WASHINGTON — A study from economic think tank Brown Institution reports that almost all work done within households during the…

6 years ago

Father Briefly Proud When Son Tells Him He’s Getting Into Deck Building

INVERNESS, Colo. —  Feelings of pride and unity briefly filled the home of the Grantham family yesterday, following a misunderstanding…

6 years ago