Dan Kozuh

Study Warns That ‘Avatar: The Last Airbender’ Is Gateway Into Harder, More Dangerous Anime

STANFORD, Calif. — A study out of Stanford University shows a direct correlation between watching the Nickelodeon show Avatar: The…

4 years ago

Man Only Watches Anime for the Food

SYOSSET, N.Y. — Self-described otaku Eric Campbell admitted recently that he only watches anime for their delicious depictions of food,…

4 years ago

Celebrating A24 Executive Just Assumed Parasite Was Theirs

LOS ANGELES — A24 executive Steven Frank was ecstatic about the momentous Best Picture win at the Oscars for South…

5 years ago

Friends Tearfully Loot Gamer’s Corpse at Funeral to Pay Respects

SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of deceased gamer Paul Wesley came together yesterday evening for an open-casket viewing at Adam’s Funeral…

5 years ago

Historians Now Believe Roman Empire Fell Because You Didn’t Build Tower Right Here

ROME — Archaeologists excavating in the outskirts of Rome made a startling discovery earlier this week that completely rewrites preconceived…

5 years ago

Opinion: All 172 Episodes of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’ Are Christmas Movie

Another holiday season is upon us and with it comes the yearly internet argument about whether or not all 7,740…

5 years ago

Stephen King Bangs Out ‘The Winds of Winter’ on Tuesday for Shits and Giggles

BANGOR, Maine —  Prolific horror writer Stephen King reportedly penned the long-anticipated sixth book in George R. R. Martin’s A…

5 years ago

Joker Overtakes Pulp Fiction in Dorm Room Poster Rankings

NEW YORK — The wall decor world was stunned this week when the American Poster Society revealed that 2019’s Joker…

5 years ago

Catwoman Reminds Comic Con Hookup That After This Weekend Their Relationship Is No Longer Canon

NEW YORK — Erica Matthison, a New York Comic Con attendee dressed as Catwoman, reportedly told her con hookup late…

5 years ago