July 4, 2020 Animal Crossing Villagers Freak Out During Fireworks Animal Crossing Villagers Freak Out During Fireworks NORTHERN HEMISPHERE — Chaos erupted during a Fourth of July fireworks celebration held by the animal inhabitants of the newly settled New Texas Island, sources…
May 22, 2020 Quarantined Ken Burns Finally Has Enough Time to Get Around to Watching Ken Burns’ ‘The Civil War’ Quarantined Ken Burns Finally Has Enough Time to Get Around to Watching Ken Burns’ ‘The Civil War’ WALPOLE, N.H. — Finding himself with much more free time while social distancing, award-winning documentarian Ken Burns has finally found enough free time to watch…
May 18, 2020 Magicians Report Having Received No Benefit From Rise of Nerd Culture Magicians Report Having Received No Benefit From Rise of Nerd Culture NEW YORK — Following the mainstream popularity of nerd culture in the form of blockbuster movies and roleplaying games, magicians report absolutely no increase in…
February 19, 2020 Warhammer 40k TV Show to Release in Black and White So Viewers Can Color It to Their Liking Warhammer 40k TV Show to Release in Black and White So Viewers Can Color It to Their Liking SEATTLE — Warhammer 40,000 showrunner Frank Spotnitz revealed today that the upcoming television show will be released in black and white so fans can color…
December 20, 2019 Santa’s Elves Miss Their Families as They Enter Fourth Straight Week of Crunch Santa’s Elves Miss Their Families as They Enter Fourth Straight Week of Crunch NORTH POLE — As Christmas nears, Santa’s elves and their families are starting to feel the effects of the modern toy economy as they enter…
December 16, 2019 Opinion: How the Fuck Am I a Normal Type Pokémon? Opinion: How the Fuck Am I a Normal Type Pokémon? What does the word “normal” mean to you? Is it plain? Regular? What springs to mind when you think of it? I bet you picture…
November 19, 2019 The Top 2 Wikipedia Articles to Prepare You for ‘Shenmue III’ The Top 2 Wikipedia Articles to Prepare You for ‘Shenmue III’ Shenmue III is finally here and if you’ve never played the other two, or have never seen a Dreamcast in real life, then we’re here…
June 30, 2019 Gamer Proud to Support Indie Developers by Sometimes Buying Their Games When They Go On Sale Gamer Proud to Support Indie Developers by Sometimes Buying Their Games When They Go On Sale MINNEAPOLIS — Proudly voicing his opinion in the subreddit r/games, Robert Kilpatrick stated how vitally important it is for everyone to follow his lead and…
