Chandler Dean

Catholic Kid CONFIRMED???

You’re gonna want to sit down for this one! After years of speculation, Hard Drive has acquired footage from a…

3 years ago

Mario’s Friends Surprise Him With Same Party They’ve Thrown Every Year Since 1998

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Despite his hope that his 35th birthday might lead to a change in routine, Mario Mario’s friends…

3 years ago

Unclear What Dad Thinking About as He Stops Walking Through Living Room to Silently Watch You Play Assassin’s Creed for Like 15 Minutes

YOUR LIVING ROOM — Late Sunday night in the midst of an otherwise chill evening of winding down from the…

3 years ago

Everyone Silently Agrees to Ignore Friend’s YouTube History as They Pull Up Video on TV

DUNEDIN, Fla. — In an effort to keep the ongoing hang chill for everyone involved, the friends of local gamer…

3 years ago

Female Character’s Pants Have No Inventory Slots

AMARILLO, Texas — Less than half an hour into her playthrough of a sprawling open-world RPG with seemingly limitless possibilities,…

3 years ago

Esports Champion Announces He’s Goin’ to Kingdom Hearts

LAS VEGAS — After emerging victorious from the 2021 Global Fall Guys Ultimate Championship Showdown Series and being asked what…

3 years ago

Bishop Zips Across Chessboard Outta Fuckin Nowhere

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — In a major blow that took place just seconds into one of his first casual games,…

3 years ago

Yoshi Game Just Little Too Obviously for Children

KETTERING, Ohio — Less than an hour into playing her new copy of Yoshi’s Crafted World, local gamer Maureen Teague…

4 years ago