Carlos "Callie" Cadorniga

No, Sekiro Absolutely Does Not Need Big Anime Titties

Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice thrives because of its brutal gameplay and unique take on Japanese folklore, all of which would…

6 years ago

Expert DDR Player Dances Like He Hopes Anyone Is Watching

HICKSVILLE, N.Y. — Frequent Round One Arcade attendee Martin Hannon was seen breathlessly playing Dance Dance Revolution on expert, desperately…

6 years ago

Man Who Prepared Marriage Proposal in No Man’s Sky Forgets Which Planet It Was On

HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — Nathan Patterson and Blake O’Hara are still searching for a secret marriage proposal hidden on a planet…

6 years ago

MISSING: Six Teenagers Who Disappeared Right Before the Power Rangers Showed Up

ANGEL GROVE, Calif. — Police are currently on the lookout for a group of six teenagers with attitude that went…

6 years ago

Quiz: How The Fuck Did That Hit Me!?

God-fucking-dammit. Here I am playing Overwatch and trying to carry my dumbass team to victory. Or at least I would…

6 years ago

Tom Holland Accidentally Spoils Exact Date Of Robert Downey Jr’s Death

LOS ANGELES — Spider-Man actor Tom Holland posted a video on Instagram today that accidentally spoiled the exact date on…

6 years ago

Amazing: This 8-Year-Old Built Labo Robot That Took His Dad’s Factory Job

The Nintendo Labo and its cardboard constructables offer endless possibilities to players of all ages, but we can guarantee that…

7 years ago

All Powerful Being Capable of Destroying Worlds Patiently Awaits Turn

BETWEEN PERCEPTION AND REALITY — Local deity Paradox Omnideath made the decision to wait for his opponents to perform various…

7 years ago

Anime Keeps Viewers Watching by Never Letting Them Comfortably Pause, New Study Shows

STONY BROOK, N.Y. — A recent study by Stony Brook University showed that anime keeps fans watching constantly not out…

7 years ago