Carlos "Callie" Cadorniga

Casual Yu-Gi-Oh! Tournament Held Up as Competitors Share Tragic Backstories

FLUSHING, N.Y. — A Yu-Gi-Oh! tournament at local comic store Pages and Pieces was held up for several hours today…

4 years ago

5 Times Everyone Thought Sly Cooper Was Hot and Not Just Me

There are video game characters out there that are just downright hot. Noctis from Final Fantasy XV? Hot. Bayonetta from…

4 years ago

Death Row Inmate Still Waiting for Executioner to Input Fatality Correctly

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Death row inmate Craig Owenson is reportedly still waiting for the prison executioner to input the movements…

5 years ago

LoFi Hip Hop Radio Girl Still Fails Test After Four Years of Studying

PROBABLY SOMEWHERE IN ITALY — Several sources have recently confirmed that the LoFi Hip Hop Radio Girl has failed her…

5 years ago

Person Who Ate at Taco Bell Now Inflicted With Poison Damage

LAWRENCE, N.Y. — Local restaurant-goer Dennis Malloy was recently inflicted with Poison Damage after eating at Taco Bell early this…

5 years ago

This Is How Bernie Sanders Can Still Beat Avatar’s Box Office Record

This much is clear: Bernie Sanders is the only politician championing millennial nerds. From being the top sword-guy candidate to…

5 years ago

Review: Neon Genesis Evangelion Loses Its Appeal Now That It’s Easy for People to Watch

One of the most revolutionary and impactful anime series in history is now widely available on Netflix for all to…

5 years ago

Inspiring: This Trans Person Came Out to Their Parents by Doing Magical Girl Transformation

Coming out to your family as transgender can be a challenge for anyone, but when Maxine Hart decided to tell…

5 years ago

AV Club Seeking Person With DC Universe Login They Can Use to Review Shows

CHICAGO — According to the careers section of their website, The AV Club is seeking someone with a DC Universe…

5 years ago