Carlos "Callie" Cadorniga

Carlos "Callie" Cadorniga

Archeological Data Suggests ‘Key & Peele’ YouTube Videos Originally Came From TV ShowArcheological Data Suggests ‘Key & Peele’ YouTube Videos Originally Came From TV Show

Archeological Data Suggests ‘Key & Peele’ YouTube Videos Originally Came From TV Show

BERKELEY, Calif. — A group of archeologists have made a fascinating discovery that appears to indicate the Key & Peele…

4 years ago
Nintendo Switch Leaker Reveals Bayonetta 3 Will Be a Video GameNintendo Switch Leaker Reveals Bayonetta 3 Will Be a Video Game

Nintendo Switch Leaker Reveals Bayonetta 3 Will Be Video Game

According to leaked internal documents, posted to Twitter by industry insider “makomaro,” the highly-anticipated Bayonetta 3 will be released as…

4 years ago
Persona 5 Fans Speak Out Against City of Tokyo for Blatant Rip-Off of Shibuya CrossingPersona 5 Fans Speak Out Against City of Tokyo for Blatant Rip-Off of Shibuya Crossing

Persona 5 Fans Speak Out Against City of Tokyo for Blatant Rip-Off of Shibuya Crossing

TOKYO — Persona 5 fans online are speaking out against the city of Tokyo today after eagle-eyed social media users…

5 years ago
YouTube Movie Critic Fails to Suspend Disbelief After Girlfriend Breaks Up With HimYouTube Movie Critic Fails to Suspend Disbelief After Girlfriend Breaks Up With Him

YouTube Movie Critic Fails to Suspend Disbelief After Girlfriend Breaks Up With Him

NORFOLK, Va. — Local YouTube movie critic Danny Levy could not suspend his disbelief after his girlfriend, Jessica Myers, broke…

5 years ago
CBS Hires Young Aspiring Writer to Jiggle the Ethernet Cable When the WiFi Cuts OutCBS Hires Young Aspiring Writer to Jiggle the Ethernet Cable When the WiFi Cuts Out

CBS Hires Young Aspiring Writer to Jiggle the Ethernet Cable When the WiFi Cuts Out

NEW YORK — CBS Studios has reportedly hired aspiring television writer Taylor Johnson, 28, to jiggle the ethernet cable or…

5 years ago
Upcoming Baby to Be Voiced by Troy BakerUpcoming Baby to Be Voiced by Troy Baker

Upcoming Baby to Be Voiced by Troy Baker

ELMONT, N.Y. — Award-winning voice actor Troy Baker will provide the voice work and motion capture performance for a highly-anticipated…

5 years ago
Anime Mom Struggles Every Day to Not Die for Her Child’s Tragic BackstoryAnime Mom Struggles Every Day to Not Die for Her Child’s Tragic Backstory

Anime Mom Struggles Every Day to Not Die for Her Child’s Tragic Backstory

SHINJUKU, Japan — Local anime mother Ruka Hanae is struggling every day to avoid dying a horrible death that would…

5 years ago
Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’

Todd Howard Delays Elder Scrolls VI Due to ‘Corona-18 or Whatever’

ROCKVILLE, Md. — At a press conference held earlier today, Bethesda director Todd Howard was relieved to announce that the…

5 years ago
Hayao Miyazaki Releases Annual Schedule of Retirement AnnouncementsHayao Miyazaki Releases Annual Schedule of Retirement Announcements

Hayao Miyazaki Releases Annual Schedule of Retirement Announcements

TOKYO — Acclaimed anime director Hayao Miyazaki has recently released an annual schedule of when he’ll be coming in and…

5 years ago