May 28, 2021 Why Nobody in Hollywood Will Work With Gene Wilder Anymore Why Nobody in Hollywood Will Work With Gene Wilder Anymore Gene Wilder used to be one of Hollywood’s most promising comedic stars. Classics like Young Frankenstein and The Producers have been canonized in the comedy…
May 17, 2021 Biden Has Aides Tattoo Legislature Plans on Body Biden Has Aides Tattoo Legislature Plans on Body WASHINGTON — Drawing inspiration from the Christopher Nolan film Memento, President Joe Biden announced today that he has enlisted aides to tattoo his legislature plans…
May 8, 2021 Retrospective: We Look Back at ‘Super Mario 1D World’ Retrospective: We Look Back at ‘Super Mario 1D World’ With the recent releases of Super Mario 3D All-Stars and Super Mario 3D World, gamers are reflecting on the long legacy of the Mario franchise.…
May 2, 2021 Bomberman Randomly Selected for Additional Airport Screening Bomberman Randomly Selected for Additional Airport Screening NEW YORK — Local explosives enthusiast Bomberman has accused the TSA of unfair profiling, after being detained for additional screening at LaGuardia Airport this morning.…
April 23, 2021 Review: PS5 Undeniably Best Way to Play PS5 Games Review: PS5 Undeniably Best Way to Play PS5 Games The console wars are still a reality in the gaming world. Every year people rely on impartial reviewers to tell them which piece of hardware…
April 8, 2021 ‘Call of Duty’ Color Blind Mode Excuses You From Duty ‘Call of Duty’ Color Blind Mode Excuses You From Duty SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision has spurred a recent controversy in the gaming community with a patch for Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War,…
March 19, 2021 Opinion: The MCU Needs Some Sort of Funny English Character Whose Name is Mr. Bean Opinion: The MCU Needs Some Sort of Funny English Character Whose Name is Mr. Bean It’s no secret that the Marvel Cinematic Universe is running out of good characters. Moon Knight? Shang-Chi? Professor X? Who even are these people? Everyone…
March 15, 2021 ‘MLB The Show 21’ Allows You to Fully Customize Overbearing Father Living Vicariously Through You ‘MLB The Show 21’ Allows You to Fully Customize Overbearing Father Living Vicariously Through You SAN DIEGO — San Diego Studio announced today that MLB: The Show 21 will allow players to fully customize a belligerent father living vicariously through…
March 13, 2021 New Cartoon ‘Alpha Betas’ Explores Fictional World of Gamers Contributing to Society New Cartoon ‘Alpha Betas’ Explores Fictional World of Gamers Contributing to Society COLUMBIA, Mo. — In the tradition of groundbreaking science fiction, the upcoming YouTube show Alpha Betas poses a challenging, otherworldly question: what if gamers actually contributed…
