July 1, 2021 Rainbow Road Returns to Regular Road After Pride Month Rainbow Road Returns to Regular Road After Pride Month REDMOND, Wash. — Nintendo of America announced that all Mario Kart games will receive an automatic update on July 1st, changing Rainbow Road from a…
June 28, 2021 iPhone Game’s Final Boss Just a Big Gem You Buy iPhone Game’s Final Boss Just a Big Gem You Buy DOVER, Ohio — Players of the lengthy iPhone game Mythic Hero Quest Legends have reported that the final boss is just a great big gem you…
June 27, 2021 Opinion: You Could Never Make ‘Friends’ Today Because I Would Stop You Opinion: You Could Never Make ‘Friends’ Today Because I Would Stop You As culture progresses, it is no surprise that some media products fail to stand the test of time. Things that may have been acceptable to…
June 26, 2021 Review: 20 Years Later, Majora’s Mask Is Still a Revolutionary Game I Haven’t Played Review: 20 Years Later, Majora’s Mask Is Still a Revolutionary Game I Haven’t Played According to Wikipedia, The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask is “A Video Game Released in 2000.” But if you ask me, it’s also much more…
June 24, 2021 Anime Character Brings a Knifegun to a Gunknife Fight Anime Character Brings a Knifegun to a Gunknife Fight NEO-TOKYO, Japan — Local anime hero Katsu Ichiro suffered a brutal defeat in a showdown with his nemesis Count Nakamura after he foolishly brought a…
June 24, 2021 Arby’s New Gamer Sandwich Uses N64 Cartridges as Buns Arby’s New Gamer Sandwich Uses N64 Cartridges as Buns ATLANTA — Popular fast food chain Arby’s has debuted a new “Gamer Sandwich” menu item consisting of a quarter pound of their signature roast beef…
June 6, 2021 Man Cryogenically Frozen in 2013 Probably Regretting Gangnam Style Pose Man Cryogenically Frozen in 2013 Probably Regretting Gangnam Style Pose ORLANDO, Fla. — Since being frozen at the Florida Cryonics Institute in 2013, local man Aaron Westfall has most likely come to regret his decision…
June 1, 2021 Tatooine Golf Course Sucks Tatooine Golf Course Sucks TATOOINE, O.R.T. — The sand planet Tatooine cut the ribbon on a new golf course that is already facing unanimous criticism from the community. Lin…
May 30, 2021 Deal Alert: You Can Own the Jacket from ‘Drive’ at the Small Cost of Being Known as ‘Guy Who Owns the Jacket From Drive’ Deal Alert: You Can Own the Jacket from ‘Drive’ at the Small Cost of Being Known as ‘Guy Who Owns the Jacket From Drive’ We have an incredible deal alert for fans of the 2011 film Drive! Samuel Walters, a self-described cinephile and avid Ryan Gosling fan, announced today…
