August 12, 2021 So Called Gaming Chair Doesn’t Have a Single Fucking Game on It So Called Gaming Chair Doesn’t Have a Single Fucking Game on It NEW BRUNSWICK, N.J. — Local gamer Alan Polk was outraged after the purchase of his new GTRACING X2090 gaming chair after discovering that despite the…
August 6, 2021 Comic Book Fan Choosing to View Parents Dying as an Opportunity Comic Book Fan Choosing to View Parents Dying as an Opportunity CHICAGO — Newly orphaned local resident Tyler Frances is reportedly recovering from the recent tragedy that both of his parents were murdered in an alleyway…
August 4, 2021 YouTuber Can’t Believe He’s Getting Canceled for Racist Video from 2 Whole Hours Ago YouTuber Can’t Believe He’s Getting Canceled for Racist Video from 2 Whole Hours Ago DALLAS — YouTube personality David Patterson, better known by his username SuperVGMan64, has received internet backfire for his recent ‘sketch’ video entitled ‘Every Asian Person…
August 3, 2021 Heartbreaking: This Immigrant Plumber Was a Doctor in His Home Country Heartbreaking: This Immigrant Plumber Was a Doctor in His Home Country Meet Mario Mario, a local plumber who immigrated to the United States in the early 1980’s. While his regular blue collar plumbing job puts food…
July 30, 2021 Pretentious Man Prefers Japanese Dub of Anime Just Because “He’s Japanese” Pretentious Man Prefers Japanese Dub of Anime Just Because “He’s Japanese” TOKYO — Local anime fan Hideki Kiyama received criticism from friends and family recently for pretentiously watching all his anime in Japanese despite his defense…
July 29, 2021 I Saw That Gremlin on the Wing Too, I Just Didn’t Make a Whole Thing of It I Saw That Gremlin on the Wing Too, I Just Didn’t Make a Whole Thing of It Imagine if you will, a man. He’s sitting on an airplane, and he sees a gremlin on the side of the wing. Now, instead of…
July 27, 2021 Even Priest Has to Admit Goku Could Beat Jesus Even Priest Has to Admit Goku Could Beat Jesus ST. LOUIS — Local priest Father Johnathan Samson admitted in his homily Sunday that anime character Goku could beat up Jesus, the son of God,…
July 20, 2021 Werewolf Hunter Keeps Forgetting Silver Bullets Kill Regular People Too Werewolf Hunter Keeps Forgetting Silver Bullets Kill Regular People Too CEDAR CITY, Utah — Werewolf hunter Mattias Grimm has been under fire recently for a series of botched werewolf hunts while patrolling the city at…
July 17, 2021 Man Arrested at Niagara Falls Just Wanted to See If There’s a Cool Cave or Something Back There Man Arrested at Niagara Falls Just Wanted to See If There’s a Cool Cave or Something Back There NIAGARA FALLS, N.Y.— Local gamer Bryce Townsend was arrested by police at Niagara Falls today on grounds of felony, trespassing, and reckless endangerment. According to…
