Camden Brazile

So, You Like Licking Switch Cartridges, Do Ya? Well You’re Going to Lick Whole LIBRARY of Switch Cartridges

Well, well, well. Look what we have here. So you like licking Switch cartridges, do ya? We’ll go sit down…

3 years ago

Man Worried Opening Insulin Package Will Ruin Collectible Value

SEATTLE — Local man Henry Spencer reportedly did want to open an insulin package for fear of ruining its collectible…

3 years ago

If You Only Play One Game This Year, C’monnnnnn…Play Some More Games!

Stop everything that you are doing right now, and run, do not walk, to your local game store. This game…

3 years ago

Guy Who Insta-Locked Valorant Character Better Fucking Crush It

GLENDALE, Ariz. — Players in a recent ranked match of Valorant exclaimed that their random teammate who insta-locked Jett, the…

3 years ago

Cain Swears He Was Just Checking to See If Friendly Fire Was On

EAST OF EDEN — Son of Adam and Eve and one of the only four people alive, Cain, was caught…

3 years ago

Here’s All the Employees Netflix Is Letting Go This Month

Netflix has a HUGE month planned for subscribers, with new movies and television shows including a whole slate of original…

3 years ago

Gamer at Massage Parlor Can’t Seem to Unlock Happy Ending

DALLAS — Video game enthusiast Tommy Meyers was reportedly frustrated today when he couldn’t seem to unlock the happy ending…

3 years ago

There’s No Need to Take Quiz: The Mario Character You Are Is Toad. Here’s What You Need to Know

Character quizzes are all the rage on the internet these days. Everyone wants to know what traits and characters they…

3 years ago

Sakurai Confirms Captain Falcon’s Powers Come From Strong Faith in Jesus Christ

KYOTO, Japan — Super Smash Bros. creator Mashiro Sakurai shocked the gaming community today by finally announcing that fan favorite…

3 years ago