Camden Brazile

Townspeople Don’t Have Heart to Tell Protagonist He’s the Fifth Chosen One So Far

SMALL VILLAGE JUST OUTSIDE CASTLE WALLS — Neighborhood residents have reportedly decided against telling the most recently prophesied chosen one…

3 years ago

Rising Gotham Housing Prices Force the Riddler to Terrorize Cleveland for While

CLEVELAND — Infamous criminal mastermind The Riddler announced that he was forced to take his word-play inspired capers to Cleveland,…

3 years ago

Blatant Rip-Off Described as ‘Love Letter’

ST. LOUIS — Indie game Vetroid Mania hit shelves this week, taking the gaming world by storm. The game centers…

3 years ago

Gamer Afraid to Use Epipen In Case He Needs It Later

FRESNO, Calif. — Local gamer John Manson was hospitalized after an allergic reaction to shellfish at a Red Lobster Monday…

3 years ago

King Solomon Solves SONY/Marvel Spider-Man Dispute By Offering to Cut Tom Holland in Half

JERUSALEM — Biblical icon King Solomon has offered to rectify a dispute between SONY and Marvel by offering to cut…

3 years ago

‘Alien’ Porn Parody Posits That in Space Nobody Can Hear You Cream

SAN FRANCISCO — Porn studio FilmFuck has produced a parody film taking inspiration from Ridley Scott’s horror classic Alien entitled…

3 years ago

Fans of Dark Souls Will Love This: They Made Dark Souls 2

Calling all Dark Souls fans! You’ll want to sit down for this: we have uncovered a huge announcement regarding the…

3 years ago

Safdie Brothers Sit Down for Incredibly Stressful, Synth-Fueled Thanksgiving

NEW YORK — Josh and Benny Safdie, the auteur duo behind films Good Time and Uncut Gems, reportedly returned home…

3 years ago

The Riddler Busts Out Laptop in Starbucks to Write Another Batch of Riddles

GOTHAM — Masked supervillain The Riddler was seen in a Gotham City Starbucks this morning with a laptop, allegedly writing…

3 years ago