Camden Brazile

Camden Brazile

Townspeople Don’t Have Heart to Tell Protagonist He’s the Fifth Chosen One So FarTownspeople Don’t Have Heart to Tell Protagonist He’s the Fifth Chosen One So Far

Townspeople Don’t Have Heart to Tell Protagonist He’s the Fifth Chosen One So Far

SMALL VILLAGE JUST OUTSIDE CASTLE WALLS — Neighborhood residents have reportedly decided against telling the most recently prophesied chosen one…

3 years ago
Rising Gotham Housing Prices Force the Riddler to Terrorize Cleveland for a WhileRising Gotham Housing Prices Force the Riddler to Terrorize Cleveland for a While

Rising Gotham Housing Prices Force the Riddler to Terrorize Cleveland for While

CLEVELAND — Infamous criminal mastermind The Riddler announced that he was forced to take his word-play inspired capers to Cleveland,…

3 years ago
Blatant Rip-Off Described as ‘Love Letter’Blatant Rip-Off Described as ‘Love Letter’

Blatant Rip-Off Described as ‘Love Letter’

ST. LOUIS — Indie game Vetroid Mania hit shelves this week, taking the gaming world by storm. The game centers…

3 years ago
Gamer Afraid to Use Epipen In Case He Needs It LaterGamer Afraid to Use Epipen In Case He Needs It Later

Gamer Afraid to Use Epipen In Case He Needs It Later

FRESNO, Calif. — Local gamer John Manson was hospitalized after an allergic reaction to shellfish at a Red Lobster Monday…

3 years ago
King Solomon Solves SONY/Marvel Spider-Man Dispute By Offering to Cut Tom Holland in HalfKing Solomon Solves SONY/Marvel Spider-Man Dispute By Offering to Cut Tom Holland in Half

King Solomon Solves SONY/Marvel Spider-Man Dispute By Offering to Cut Tom Holland in Half

JERUSALEM — Biblical icon King Solomon has offered to rectify a dispute between SONY and Marvel by offering to cut…

3 years ago
‘Alien’ Porn Parody Posits That in Space Nobody Can Hear You Cream‘Alien’ Porn Parody Posits That in Space Nobody Can Hear You Cream

‘Alien’ Porn Parody Posits That in Space Nobody Can Hear You Cream

SAN FRANCISCO — Porn studio FilmFuck has produced a parody film taking inspiration from Ridley Scott’s horror classic Alien entitled…

3 years ago
Fans of Dark Souls Will Love This: They Made a Dark Souls 2Fans of Dark Souls Will Love This: They Made a Dark Souls 2

Fans of Dark Souls Will Love This: They Made Dark Souls 2

Calling all Dark Souls fans! You’ll want to sit down for this: we have uncovered a huge announcement regarding the…

3 years ago
Safdie Brothers Sit Down for Incredibly Stressful, Synth-Fueled ThanksgivingSafdie Brothers Sit Down for Incredibly Stressful, Synth-Fueled Thanksgiving

Safdie Brothers Sit Down for Incredibly Stressful, Synth-Fueled Thanksgiving

NEW YORK — Josh and Benny Safdie, the auteur duo behind films Good Time and Uncut Gems, reportedly returned home…

4 years ago
The Riddler Busts Out Laptop in Starbucks to Write Another Batch of RiddlesThe Riddler Busts Out Laptop in Starbucks to Write Another Batch of Riddles

The Riddler Busts Out Laptop in Starbucks to Write Another Batch of Riddles

GOTHAM — Masked supervillain The Riddler was seen in a Gotham City Starbucks this morning with a laptop, allegedly writing…

4 years ago