Ben Doyle

Mobile ‘Escape Room’ Business Not Going So Great

BOSTON — A guy that started a new mobile escape room business during last year’s lockdown is starting to wonder…

3 years ago

Bloons Tower Defense 4 World Cup Held in Quiet Corner of Middle School Library

TOMS RIVER, N.J. — Palpable excitement is building in the quiet corner of the Manchester Township Middle School library as…

3 years ago

You’re Going to Buy It Anyway, Aren’t You, You Greedy Little Piggy?

C’mon, tell me I’m a bad company. Oh, I’ve been so bad. Go on, tweet those before and after pictures…

3 years ago

Tinder User’s Favorite Hobbies Mostly Just Vital Bodily Functions

BOCA RATON, Fla. — Debuting his brand-new dating profile, local Tinder user David Bloom, 29, advertised his long-held passions for…

4 years ago

Guide: How to Trick Your Boyfriend Into Thinking He’s Letting You Win

Ever wanted to annihilate your boyfriend in video games without annihilating his fragile male ego? Well with these six simple…

4 years ago

Crowdfunded Bottle Opener ‘Indestructible’ for Some Reason

PALO ALTO, Calif. — Designers of the hyper-masculine bottle opener, BottleBRUTALIZER, announced on Kickstarter earlier this week that the product…

4 years ago

Resume Updated Two Minutes Into ‘Photoshop Basics’ Tutorial

OMAHA, Neb. — Local job seeker Brenna Reed updated her resume to include “proficient at Photoshop” roughly two minutes into…

4 years ago

Smart Fridge Only Approachable Member of Friend’s Family

DURHAM, N.C. — During a recent visit to his friend’s house, Patrick Garrett found an LG InstaView ThinQ smart fridge…

4 years ago

Single Viewer of Twitch Stream Under More Pressure Than Streamer

ROCKVILLE, M.D. — After accidentally clicking on “bigjeremygaming_33 plays minecraft (xbox) very funny,” local Twitch user Nathan Elbaum came to…

5 years ago